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Someone sent me this today -- I don't know how or why they ended up there (does it matter?) anyway, on that page they have tips on how to make your resume for a job interview. Check out the sample resume they have (the link is right under the big Resume Tips title). I fell off my chair laughing, I swear to God. I'd give them an award for originality for sure. *lol* MR Boulder - Resume Tips (sadly they got one little detail wrong, at the bottom of the page. Never mind the middle name... it's not necessarily wrong.)
Superman: Why is it that good villains never die?
Batman: Clark, what the hell are good villains?
=> Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
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Maintained extensive database of phone booths LOL!!!! ![[Linked Image]](http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/2363/happy8km.gif) Dual citizenship USA and Krypton. ROTFLOL! ![[Linked Image]](http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif) Surely he's hired.  Funny, funny!! 
"My wife's love is what unites Krypton and Earth in my heart. Without it, without her, I truly would be in hell."
~ Superman: Man of Tomorrow #15
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ROTFLOL! See ya, AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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The phone booths database was just priceless, wasn't it? LOL! I'm still laughing. 
Superman: Why is it that good villains never die?
Batman: Clark, what the hell are good villains?
=> Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
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One business he would be great at, though the customer base would be too small, is a superhero helpdesk. All new superheros could get help on getting started.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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oh that was great! I also loved the comment about the phone booth! but i was just reading the newest chapter of "A New Hero" by Classicalla (a great story, by the way - although one that I haven't commented on properly in a while! ) and the Clark Kent of her universe is a reporter/author, and wrote the same two books that are referenced in the resume on line. So - now I'm wondering who the resume writers are - b/c they must be reading the same story that many of us are! small world
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
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but i was just reading the newest chapter of "A New Hero" by Classicalla (a great story, by the way - although one that I haven't commented on properly in a while! ) and the Clark Kent of her universe is a reporter/author, and wrote the same two books that are referenced in the resume on line. So - now I'm wondering who the resume writers are - b/c they must be reading the same story that many of us are! Actually, I'd wager that both Classicalla and the writers of the resume have read the Superman comic books  .
Fanfic | MVs Clark: "Lois? She's bossy. She's stuck up, she's rude... I can't stand her."Lana: "The best ones always start that way.""And you already know. Yeah, you already know how this will end." - DeVotchKa
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Lol, this resume is soooo great Originally posted by C_A: but i was just reading the newest chapter of "A New Hero" by Classicalla (a great story, by the way - although one that I haven't commented on properly in a while! ) and the Clark Kent of her universe is a reporter/author, and wrote the same two books that are referenced in the resume on line. So - now I'm wondering who the resume writers are - b/c they must be reading the same story that many of us are! Wild guess, C_A, feeling gamy? Jana
"Maybe I know what it's like, trying to find fulfillment in the wrong person. Trying to fit into the mold others expect of you."
"Looking for love" by DC Lady
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oops - sorry about that - i've never read a comic before! good to see that writers are sticking to the continuity, though
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
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That was priceless. Thank you for sharing!
lisa in the sky with diamonds
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