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Granted, but now chocolate gives you horrendous gas.
I wish I was as talented at cooking as I am at banking.
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Granted. Now you're a hopeless banker as well as a hopeless cook  I wish that all signs of acne would be gone forever from my face. See ya, AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Hack from Nowheresville
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Granted. The acne disappears from your face to attack all other parts of your body. (wow, hard to wish you that cause I suffer from acne myself)
Having to presentations tomorrow, I'd wish the stage fright to go away.
"Maybe I know what it's like, trying to find fulfillment in the wrong person. Trying to fit into the mold others expect of you."
"Looking for love" by DC Lady
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Your stage fright disappears, but now you are so calm, cool, and confident in your presentation that you take forever, and after the first sixteen hours, the audience starts to fall asleep (those who aren't still boo-ing from ten hours before, anyway).
I wish for a ice cream drumstick, without the peanuts, 'cause I'm allergic to them.
"You take turns, advise and protect one another, even heal or be healed when the going gets too tough. I know! That's not a game--that's friendship!" ~Shelly Mezzanoble, Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress: A Girl's Guide to the Dungeons & Dragons Game Darcy\'s Place
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Granted. One prepackaged peanut-free ice cream cone coming up! ... Now, if only you could find a way to open the wrapper... Man, they seal those things up tight, don't they?
I wish I could stay awake all the time without ever getting tired or sick from it.
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Granted, but in place of sleep you will be forced to watch Victoria Principal make-up infomercials.
I wish I had a maid to clean my bathroom.
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You do - but she doesn't cook, wash windows, or even vaccuum the rest of the house.
I wish I knew what to wish for next.
"You take turns, advise and protect one another, even heal or be healed when the going gets too tough. I know! That's not a game--that's friendship!" ~Shelly Mezzanoble, Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress: A Girl's Guide to the Dungeons & Dragons Game Darcy\'s Place
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Granted, you are suddenly so full of wishes that your head explodes.
I wish I had CK's cooling breath.
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Granted, but you forgot to wish for invulnerability and your mouth freezes open. When you try to talk, you drool ice and you get frostbite of the tongue.
I wish I had more time to write.
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Hah! Rhea that was pricless!
Okay, wish granted, but now your so busy writing that you have no time to read fanfic (or read what's been posted on these boards)...
I wish I had a faster computer...
Smile and the world smiles with you ... frown and you're just giving yourself wrinkles.
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Granted; your computer now runs so fast that it is in training for an Olympic track event and you never see it again. (I couldn't resist!  ) I wish all my family lived in the same city I live in.
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Granted they not only live in the same city, but they also live in the same house as you.
I wish I wasn't sleepy at the moment
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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Granted, since it is now two days later you aren't sleepy anymore!
I wish that my lawn was beautifully landscaped.
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Granted, but the landscapers decided your house detracted from their artistic vision and so they tore it down and put in a pond and trees, so now you have nowhere to live... I wish it was 5:00. 
Smile and the world smiles with you ... frown and you're just giving yourself wrinkles.
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Granted. As the song goes, "It's 5:00 somewhere."
Just not where you want it to be.
I wish my next two fics would write themselves.
"You take turns, advise and protect one another, even heal or be healed when the going gets too tough. I know! That's not a game--that's friendship!" ~Shelly Mezzanoble, Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress: A Girl's Guide to the Dungeons & Dragons Game Darcy\'s Place
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(I shouldn't post again so soon but it is hard for me to resist this game.)
I have hereby granted you Rita Skeeter's Quick-Quotes Quill which allow your fanfics to write themselves. Unfortunately Rita herself is part of the bargain, and she constantly follows you around and makes up her own stories about you for publishment in the Daily Prophet.
I wish I had majored in business in college.
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