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Clark: I swear, ballroom dancing is so much easier when my feet are on the ground.
Martha: Yes, I know dear, but if you want to impress Lois you have to practice.
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Clark: Can I stop jumping now?
Martha: No, I saw its legs twitch. Keep stomping!
Clark: After living on a farm, mom, I never thought you'd have such a cockroach phobia.
Martha: They're icky, they're creepy, and they're icky!
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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To add to Rona's:
Clark: And wouldn't it be easier if I was actually dancing *with* someone instead of pretending?
Martha: Well, of course, but ballroom dancing is really more your father's thing than mine and I really don't think either one of you really wants that.
Carol
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Ha you all did a great job! but I can only pick one unfortantely. <drumroll> but the winner is......gr8shadesofElvis! I nearly choked on my water when I read it lol. 
Misha: I'm not a crackpot!
Martha: No dear, trust me, you are.
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Yay! Thanks. I promised Michael the next time I won that this would be my choice, so here it is! ![[Linked Image]](http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh62/jlo-pb/loisandclarkinfuryfiveux5.jpg)
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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From the National Whisper:
Ultimate Proof!
Affair between Lois Lane and Superman confirmed.
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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Nobel Peace Prize Winner
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Lois: You mean THAT is where it hurts???  Ann
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Lois Lane's argument winning "death squeeze" proves that it's not only kryptonite that renders Superman vulnerable.
TEEEEEJ
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Warning: This one's PG-13. I'm pretty sure. It's kind of on the line. If anyone objects, don't hesitate to let me or the mods know.
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Lois: Okay. It was a bad idea. But you're super strong and invulnerable and everything, and I'm... not. If we're going to be... together, we have to find some way...
SM: I know, I know... But - ARRRRGGGHH!! - Okay, fine... I'll fly you into a - AAAAAAACK! - thunderstorm...
Lois: I thought you didn't want to take the risk...
SM: It's - YEEEEEAAAAAGGGHHHH!! - worth it. Just no more - OOOOOOWWWWWWWW!
Lois: I promise. No more glow-in-the-dark latex.
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
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You smell like sweaty socks.
Michael
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Paul -- I think you just killed Cat and me... <snort>
Here's mine:
"Oh, Oh, I'm sorry, you're sick and I don't mean to take advantage, but... how could I not? You've been flaunting that body at me for THREE YEARS!"
(heh. it's not that funny, I know.)
Superman: Why is it that good villains never die?
Batman: Clark, what the hell are good villains?
=> Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
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Warning: This one's PG-13. I'm pretty sure. It's kind of on the line. If anyone objects, don't hesitate to let me or the mods know. THFffffffffffffffffffffffffffffp! (In case you were wondering, that was the sound of Strawberry Tea being spewed across the computer monitor  ) Okay, I'm gonna attempt one! Lois: Oh thank goodness! I was starting to get strange looks... Superman: Thanks. Did you perform CPR? Lois: Yeah. Of all the places for a Kryptonian heart to be!
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Superman (in pain): Lois?!
Lois Lane (breezily): Oh, it's just that in your interview you mentioned having all the parts of a man, and us reporters need to back each claim with hard facts, so...
SM: That's... arrgh... your watch -
LL (glances at her wrist): Oh this cute thing? It's a gift from Lex, do you like it?
SM: I...why is it... glowing green? <collapses>
If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.
Waking a Miracle by Aria
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Originally posted by AnKS:
Lois Lane (breezily): Oh, it's just that in your interview you mentioned having all the parts of a man, and us reporters need to back each claim with hard facts, so... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!   TEEEEEEEJ/wiping tears from eyes
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Ack! Sooo hard to choose!  You all made me laugh, but I think... (yes, occassionally)... I'm gonna give AnKS the next go. 
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Thanks!  Here's the next one... ![[Linked Image]](http://ankitks.com/images/doubleL.jpg)
If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.
Waking a Miracle by Aria
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Double your pleasure
Double your fun
With Doublemint , Doublemint , Doublemint gum
[Yeah okay - go with it].
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Lois: You'll want to dye your hair if you’re gonna pull off that pose. ‘Vacuous’ and ‘brunette’ just don’t go. ____________________ Fake Lois: There’s my jugular, go for it. Take your best shot, bitch. Lois: Lady, you are so going down! Meeeeoooww!! (followed by lots of hair pulling) [What Carol said] 
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Lois: You have got to be kidding me! All this time scouring this universe for you, and it turns out you faked your own death?
Alt-Lois: Reporting was getting monotonous. Same thing every week. Find the bad guys, get kidnapped, escape death by the skin of my teeth, write the story. So boring. So predictable.
Lois: I see. So you gave it all up for... this?
Alt-Lois: Hey, I've got the legs and I've got the pipes. It's a heck of a lot more interesting, and a little less dangerous.
Lois: But... a dockside nightclub singer?
Alt-Lois: Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, sugar.
Lois: Well... I... Never mind.
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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BlackSuitLois: I'm telling you, she needs to just go for it.
WhiteSuitLois: No way, she'll only get in trouble.
BlackSuitLois: Yeah, but if she does, maybe Superman will come rescue her again.
WhiteSuitLois: This is true... Yes, then it's agreed.
BlackSuitLois: Right. On three.
Both: GO FOR THE STORY, LOIS!!
WhiteSuitLois: As her 'Good Side, Bad Side' duo, aren't we supposed to disagree and create conflict?
BlackSuitLois: Not where the boy in blue is concerned.
This has been a (non)conflict between Lois's shoulder angel and devil
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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