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A "Perry inspired" hideaway Jailhouse Rock INDEED!!  TEEEEEEJ
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Lois: I know what I did to that roast last night was criminal, Clark, but don't you think this is taking things a little far? (I am back in the land of the online. Thank goodness!) 
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Merriwether
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Lois: But Superman, you said you wouldn't play the role of judge, jury and... (gulp) executioner.
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I've got two captions for this!
A)Example for the eternal dilemma- In or Out?
Lois : Clark! Let's get out!
Clark : There's a *bed* inside. I have my wife in my arms... shouldn't I go in?
B)
Clark : Do you think we ought to make use of that bed... you know... just to have a nice reminder of the awful time spent here?
Lois : Clark! I don't want those *rats* to watch!
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Clark: Ahh I have finally reached the last level and can now save the princess!
Lois: Honey, I think maybe you've been playing Mario Brothers a bit too much.
Clark: Do you have any idea how hard that actually game is??
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Hey Paulie, feel like picking a winner? 
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Oh, right. Sorry. Was going to give it one more day, to see if there were any new captions, and then, when that day passed, I plum forgot! Thanks for the reminder. So... winner... I think I'm going to have to go with Super Mario Man.  You're up, Cat!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Who me? Hee! Fortunately I just saw a very funny scene  ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/catbruce/vlcsnap-1510829.png) (Just in case you can't tell, that's Perry in the dress )
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Clark: Are you sure you need more cotton candy? 'cause you've already gone all blurry and sparkly as it is.
TEEEEEJ
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Kerth
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Lois: Looks like your dad isn't the only middle aged cross dresser in town
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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Hack from Nowheresville
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Lois: Omg! Clark I think Perry took his mid-life crisis a little to far!
Clark: You think?
Misha: I'm not a crackpot!
Martha: No dear, trust me, you are.
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Pulitzer
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Perry: ...and that's when the surgeon said he'd knock another $300.00 off the bill. Apparently, cases like mine aren't so----Clark? Are you okay, son? What's the matter, you've never heard someone talk about kidney surgery before?!
Clark: Uh, what? KIDNEY Surgery? Oh! Um...*cough*
Perry: Son, I don't even want to know what you though I was talking about.
(Yeah, it sucks, sorry. :p )
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"Perry?? What happened to you?"
"Well, I was walking around the carnival here, and I came across a fortune-telling machine..."
"You mean like the one in the movie Big?"
"Yeah, pretty much. I put my quarter in and it said I could make a wish. And I was looking at the thing and thinking how nice it was. People come up to it and give it money. They ask for things, but it just gives them a little pre-printed card and they walk away happy. Not like my job, where I have to run the paper, make sure everything is in place and working smoothly, and deal with everyone's problems on top of it. And then try to find time to be with Alice, too... So I'm looking at the machine, and I say, 'I wish my life was more like yours.' Next thing I know... *poof!* I'm dressed like this!"
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Lois : Ewww! First your dad... and now Perry! Don't you think the earrings, beaded necklace and gypsy hat is taking it a bit too far?
Clark : Uh... what?
Lois : Cross-dressing, Clark! It's becoming a fashion!
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Perry: Heads up, kids! *swoosh*
Lois: Doesn’t look like the Chief’s quite mastered the art of spinning in and out of his suit yet.
Clark: Unless that is the suit! Man, I really gotta stop getting struck by lightening while I’m touching people.
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Perry: You have to understand that although Alice really liked the toupe, it never felt right. I figure that with this getup I still look young, hot and happening... and Alice probably won't be yelling out, "Oh, Dan!"
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Originally posted by gr8shadesofElvis:
Perry: Heads up, kids! *swoosh*
Lois: Doesn’t look like the Chief’s quite mastered the art of spinning in and out of his suit yet.
Clark: Unless that is the suit! Man, I really gotta stop getting struck by lightening while I’m touching people.  you crack me up, gr8shades. TJ: also love yours Eva
kill a cliché, save a reader
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Superman taught me this trick. You move so fast you start to blur.
James, identity thief extraordinaire
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*me gets out poking stick - again. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/images/smilies/poke.gif) Hey Cat, fancy picking a winner?
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Nobel Peace Prize Winner
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Sorry I'm not Cat so I can't pick a winner, but I had so much fun at this! You are all so funny. Gr8shades, you killed me! Somebody should tell a story of how Clark accidentally transfers his powers to Perry who turns himself into Super-Madame Perroni, super fortune teller!  Ann
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