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"What are you doing, Clark?"
"Setting up to take a picture of Superman."
"Superman? He's here?"
"Not now. But he'll fly by later today. And when he does, this sensor will trigger the camera to take the picture."
"How do you know?"
"Sorry, Lois. It's a trade secret I picked up from Peter Parker. I promised never to tell."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Don't worry, I won't pick me, but following on from my previous effort:
Lois: For God's sake Clark, stop fiddling with your glasses! The 'I'm Superman' joke just isn't funny any more!
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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Teri: Hey, RadioShack gave me this stuff for free, so I'll thank you to keep your opinions on my flagging career to yourself, Mr Ripley's-Believe-It-or-Not!
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Ok, I'm picking. This... Lois: It's just Ugly Naked Guy doing the Macarena. ...made me go  , so take it away gr8shades!
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Lois: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with... R.
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Clark: Awards season's over Lois, so enough already with the My Left Foot impressions.
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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Lois: 1 bottle of beer on wall, 1 bottle of beer. Take 1 down, pass it around, no bottles of beer on the wall! *pause* 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down...
Clark: *thinking* Must not use heat vision...
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Clark: Seatbelt, Lois.
Lois: Yes, Dad!
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Lois: The Cozy Motel. Sounds nice. Let's stop here...
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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Clark: Great scott! That tanker truck jackknifed and spilled chocolate pudding all over the road! That's going to cause all sorts of accidents!
Lois: And it's in the rain, too. What a waste of chocolate. ... I mean, I wonder where Superman is. *looks up* Usually, he'd be here by now...
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Lois: Are we there yet?
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Lois: Clark, I've had enough. I just can't live like this any more.
Clark: Ok, hon', we'll go shopping for a new bed in the morning.
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Lois: Daddy is an expert on robotics. He'll be able to get my head screwed on right.
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Lois: Then, Barbie told Ken...
Clark, grumbling: I get it, Lois. I'm sorry for calling you childish earlier. Obviously, I didn't know what childish behavior really looked like.
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Lois: Clark, what's large, glowy and looks remarkably like a UFO?
Clark: Oh, Lois, quit exaggerating. That thing is obviously a scout ship...
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"Clark? There's a hole in the roof. And I don't mean a sunroof."
"Right now, Lois, I'm more concerned about the smoke coming out of the hood."
"Okay, that's it. This is the last time I rent from that place."
"Why did you...?"
"I figured if he was that bad at Chinese food, he had to be good at something..."
"But... Ralph's Carriage House?"
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Clark: We have a deal with the pigeons, not the squirrels!
Lois: WOW, I didn't know intestines would splatter that far.
TEEEEEEJ
(who has watched TOO TOO MANY Seinfeld episodes)
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Oh, decisions decisions. In the end I decided on Lois: Daddy is an expert on robotics. He'll be able to get my head screwed on right. It just tickled me.  Back to you Elisabeth. 
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Squeeee! Okay, I hope y'all enjoy this one. Elisabeth ![[Linked Image]](http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z190/mr_d8a/Caption%20Photos/TTNBM832.jpg)
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Clark: Hand me the scissors quick, Jimmy. Before she comes out of her trance. I'm gonna fix this hairstyle once and for all!
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Clark: Ok, Lois. Close your eyes and concentrate. It's M, Y, X, erm... Crap!
(says me too, who can't think how to spell it either!)
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Clark:Ok, Lois, you almost got it this that time. Now, go to your happy place...
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Clark: Now, here is the best thing about x-ray vision. The speck in your eye is just about out. Blink a few more times and it should be out.
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Clark: Telepathy is really easy, just close your eyes, and focus on communicating with me.
Lois:*yeah, now that I have my eye's closed, I don't see your tie and I can focus.*
Clark: Hey, I heard you....HEY!!!!
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Clark:Lois, I know that you are trying to get into the role, but really, I don't think you can do the mannequin pose for five hours.
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Clark: And for my next amazing feat, I will pull a gold coin from this woman's ear.
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