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Perry: Now look at this Jimmy this is the new set of curtains for my bedroom window...
Jimmy: Curtains Chief? Are you sure Superman doesn't mind you using his capes as window decoration?
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
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This was a *VERY* tough call that nearly ended in a tie! You guys are hilarious!  After much pondering, I'm going to pick: Originally posted by CheeseoftheMonth:
Perry: This stitching is exquisite, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Thanks Chief. We learned whipped spider wheels and butterfly chains in my embroidery class last night. Pretty cool, huh.
Perry: You're just going to meet girls, right son?
Jimmy: ...er, yeah, sure Chief. Cheese! You're up! 
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Me?  Yippee! ![[Linked Image]](http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj88/cheeseothemo/WhineWhineWhine41.jpg)
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Lois: yes they're real...and they're FABULOUS!!
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Lois : Clark Sweetie, what you think of these cotten candies.
Clark: Lois, they look good enough to eat, I uh they look great hun.
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TEEEJ  Love your quote too! Glad I don't have to pick the winner! Great pic Cheese!
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always
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Lois: Seriously, Clark. You Superman? Puh-lease! Next you'll be telling me Perry's behind me in a wig and a dress!
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Also, anyone remember this post: http://www.lcficmbs.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=10;t=001888
So...
Breast Clouds over Metropolis.
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Lois: Seriously, Clark, some brat squirted me with water and then stuck these to me. I can't get them off. Please, help!
Clark: (in his head) Lick them off or simply get most of them off and then rub vigorously...Decisions, decisions...
(out loud): Here or at home?
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"Clark, admit it. This story is a bust. There's no way bra padding, no matter how faulty, is just going to explode into a big cottony cloud."
"Uh, Lois? You might want to rethink that position..."
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"Chief, take a look at this picture from the street fair. Do you think the guys in the shop overdid it on the airbrushing?"
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"Listen, Clark... I know we're not exactly bosom buddies, but there's something I just have to get off of my chest... What? Why are you looking at me like that?"
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"Yeah, I know. First line dancing, now this. I really ought to stop listening to my friends when they tell me they have a great way to meet guys..."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Lois is trying to convince Clark that a Superbowl appearance on her part isn't too farfetched.
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Really liked the ones so far  Still, I thought I'd chime in with something: Lois: Now Clark, don't be such a prude. You'll have to agree that these will just make the perfect undercover outfit as one of the Sexy Snowflake Girls.
kill a cliché, save a reader
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Lois: Now now Clark I know that you look cute in black chiffon, but I really don't think Perry is back behind that stall Jimmy is guarding masquarading as a cross-dressing fortune teller wearing fake bosoms and Alice's Sunday best!
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
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I think... Teeej can post the next pic.
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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Whoot!! I knew I'd get to use that Seinfeld reference one of these days. Okay here you go! ![[Linked Image]](http://bp2.blogger.com/_ObDz2JQfhTE/R6kniCvfMRI/AAAAAAAAASA/n9yRxVNpzYw/s320/TPVLL837.jpg)
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Clark: Lois put that file down remember the giant butterfly named Fred Star was talking about? Well he's heading right this way!
Lois: Sure Honey whatever you say.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
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Clark (whispering): Lois, honey, you need to put that down.
Lois (annoyed): Why. Bureau 39 may have the proof I need to prove to you I was right.
Clark: You were right.
Lois: About time you realized that. (pausing) Why did you change your mind?
Clark: The remote camera in the pumpkin patch has picked up something. The Great Pumpkin does exist!
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Clark: Doot-da-doot-da-doo. *Thinking* I wonder if Lois will think I touched her boob accidentally if I'm not looking at her.
Lois: *Thinking* God, he is such a horny little...halfwit! How dense does he think I am?!
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Clark: This? Legal? You know, Lois, if I listen real close I'm pretty sure I can hear the sound of the ice starting to form as Hell freezes over...
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Clark: Lois, I suddenly remembered that my mother's sister's poodle needs another haircut, so I have to leave you in the middle of our investigation with your thumb in your ear but I'm sure you understand.
Lois: Whatever.
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Lois: How do they look?
Clark: Lois, maybe going to a second-rate place for a breast enhancement wasn't such a good idea...
That's actually for the one with cotton candy.
Although somehow it could work for both.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Okay, I'm picking. The close runner up was Woody, for capping two pictures and having the signature about time travel conundrums, BUT the one that amused/appealed to me most was .... STEPH!!! 'cause if there's any kind of Clark I like, it's the grope-y horndog Clark.  Take it STEPH!!!!!! TEEEEEJ
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