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Lex: And thus ends today's lesson in the care and maintenance of bonsai topiaries. Same time tomorrow, Asabi.
Asabi (thinks): Where'd he leave that clay pigeon shotgun...
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Lex: Asabi, did you know that the clippings of bonsai leaves make the most exclusive salad in the world?
Asabi (thinking): And, unlike other 'exclusive food', this might even taste acceptable.
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Lex: If only I could make it bear kryptonite leaves... I could feed the salad made from them to Lois, and when Superman comes to her rescue again... then bye, bye, Supes.
Asabi: But what about Miss Lane?
Lex: Of course, I could always feed it to Mrs. Cox and make her jump from somewhere high up. Yes, I think I like that plan better.
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Asabi:Damn,that's one big broccoli,boss.
"I'm red-eyed, tired and drunk" Teri Hatcher
"Fun will now commence" 7of9
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Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Lex: Now, if I can just catch one of these teeny, tiny squirrels with my tweezers here, I'll have some protein to go in my 'World's Most Exclusive Salad'.
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Lex: Asabi, take this to England and deliver it to the Knights who say Ni. Maybe then they'll finally hand over that infernal grail I've been wanting... Oh, yes, they'll be wanting that shrubbery. 
"You take turns, advise and protect one another, even heal or be healed when the going gets too tough. I know! That's not a game--that's friendship!" ~Shelly Mezzanoble, Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress: A Girl's Guide to the Dungeons & Dragons Game Darcy\'s Place
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Besides the little itsy-bitsy voice (which has seen The Karate Kid series one too many times) in the back of my head wanting to yell at you, "It's a bonsai TREE!" that is frickin' hilarious, QoC! Lex to Asabi: Yes, I remember Miyagi-san. I had him eliminated when I found out his training program was just a way for him to get me to do work for free.
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Lex: The doctor was right when he suggested I take up gardening for stress relief. Torturing innocent, defenseless beings is always so relaxing, I can feel my blood pressure dropping already.
I wonder if Mrs Cox will acquiesce to a little foot binding this afternoon...
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Originally posted by shimauma: Besides the little itsy-bitsy voice (which has seen The Karate Kid series one too many times) in the back of my head wanting to yell at you, "It's a bonsai TREE!" that is frickin' hilarious, QoC! Love that one, TEJ!
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Originally posted by shimauma:
Lex to Asabi: Yes, I remember Miyagi-san. I had him eliminated when I found out his training program was just a way for him to get me to do work for free. HILARIOUS!!!! wax on wax off... Carol
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I'm declaring QoC the winner!  You're up next Mary.
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Eep! Thanks!  Now i have to find a picture...  Okay, this one speaks to me: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.kryptonknights.com/tnaos/capeshot2.jpg)
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Perry: Is it a dirt stain, or an oil-based stain?
Jimmy: I don't know, Chief. It's a bomb stain.
Perry: Ok right. So, um... bio or non-bio?
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"Hey, Chief, what's in the box?"
"It's a present. From Alice. We're still trying to patch up the relationship. She thought it might be interesting to... uhm... spice things up. I'm supposed to open this box now, just before heading home for the night. It's a surprise costume. I bet it's my Elvis duds. Yeah, this looks like a cape, and... wait a sec..."
"Chief? Since when was Elvis's cape red?"
"Uh... yeah..." *Keeps rummaging* "Spandex? And... oh lord. Briefs... Excuse me, Jimmy. I think I need to call Alice..."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Five yards of spandex at $6 per yard: $30
Five-and-a-half yards red silk: $76.95
Yellow belt with yellow buckle: $12.99
Red Briefs: $7.99
Red Leather, knee-high, flat-heel boots: $149.99
The look on your boss's face when he opens your gag gift on his birthday: Priceless
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Perry: This stitching is exquisite, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Thanks Chief. We learned whipped spider wheels and butterfly chains in my embroidery class last night. Pretty cool, huh.
Perry: You're just going to meet girls, right son?
Jimmy: ...er, yeah, sure Chief.
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Perry: "Jimmy, enough talk. This is a job for Super-You."
Jimmy: "Super-Me?"
Perry: "Yes, Super-You. Just put on this cape and find out if the powers come with it."
Jimmy: "How do I know if I got the powers?"
Perry: "Start with something simple - like jumping out of the window. [Pause] Gosh, I need some quiet."
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Originally posted by CheeseoftheMonth:
Perry: This stitching is exquisite, Jimmy.... SNORT!!!!  That was a riot!!!! James
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Jimmy: Check it out, Chief. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.buttondrawer.com/product_images/JHB6311.jpg) Perry: No wonder he lets people assume he's an orphan...
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*snarfk* gr8tshades, LMAO!
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