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It's telling me that I am going to see a bald man in my future...

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Lex: Behold, the new Lexbulb 2000. It gives off light while requiring no electricity. One-of-a-kind. It even lit my cigar for me. Can you say (evil) genius?


I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Aaargh! I hate having to decide this. They're all good clap , so... eeny, meeny, miny, moe...

James! Your go.


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Anyone feel like posting a pic? smile1


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Ok, I feel like posting a pic! goofy

[img]http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh62/jlo-pb/Seconds68.jpg?t=1200490723[/img]

Look Mom, I'm just don't think that the 'underpants on the outside' thing was such a good idea.

Anyone else?


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I can't see da picture.... confused I clicked on "show picture" n'pasted the properties to the address thingy, n'everything


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Try the properties thingy again, cos I deleted it. blush

Try here: http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh62/jlo-pb/Seconds68.jpg

Can you can see it now?


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I can see it fine! Hmmm...

And now she's pregnant, and they're cancelling the show, and I'll never get to wear blue spandex again!

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I swear if I have to listen to one more Elvis story I'm gonna pop a vein!


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Frustrated Clark: All I'm saying is that Lois shouldn't haven given me a wedgy in the middle of the newsroom! When my pants ripped, I had to come up with an explanation for my red spandex underwear fast!


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YEP!! Thanks!

my caption is...

"...so then I just grabbed her backside; I know you taught me better but, dang it Mom, Lois has BACK!!"


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Clark: "I don't get it, Mom. One moment I was with Lois at the campsite, the next I'm tied up in a closet and I can't break free. I didn't have any powers but I wasn't in pain either. I yelled for help, and this lady ended up opening the door, then she fainted. She ended up taking a shower, and while I waited, I found a notebook that was a narrative of my life. She had this pen that somehow could cause what was written to happen, before I finally got back home, she'd caused me to kiss her and even touched the S symbol. It was the weirdest thing."


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When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
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I'm not choosing a winner - whoever gets in first can post the next pic.


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Let me just say that I love this folder, and the reason why I so rarely participate is that I don't know where to find any good LnC pictures to post! Where do the rest of you find yours?

The latest captions were all funny, as usual. My favorites were Cheeseofthemonth and Woody. It was so funny, and somehow melancholy, that Clark would go home to his parents and complain that they were cancelling the show and he'd never get to wear his blue spandex again! And to think that they cancelled the show because Teri was pregnant, right after they had told us that Lois and Clark couldn't have children! I can hear Tempus somehow, telling us that he loves irony...

And Woody, that reference to Clark in Sue's closet, and the story that DJ wrote for her when she was ill, was just great! Ah, Sue, where are you now?

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Most pictures are off of loisandclarkarchive.com, which has screenshots organized into season and episode for the entire series. Then we usually transfer those to a picture hosting site, and link them. but that website is where we get them.


I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Me again. smile

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Whatcha got?


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Aw, all of the above captions sound like fics I'd want to read! goofy

Hrm... evil


Lex: Asabi? When I told you that I wanted Bush in my possession, this is *not* what I meant!

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Lex: Someone's been handling my bush again.

Asabi: ...Sir?

Lex: I'm a very private person, Asabi. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people messing around in my bush.

Asabi: ...I'll keep that in mind, sir.

Lex: You do that. Now go; Miss Cox needs help with her package.

Asabi: ...

Lex: Asabi?

Asabi: I think I'd like to resign, sir.

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Besides the little itsy-bitsy voice (which has seen The Karate Kid series one too many times) in the back of my head wanting to yell at you, "It's a bonsai TREE!" that is frickin' hilarious, QoC! Seriously, rotflol here.

Even though I think QoC should definitely win for her captions, I figured I'd give it a shot this time (haven't done any of these in a while, so can't guarantee anything good will come out of my fingertips):

Lex: What a time to give up smoking. These tiny scissors aren't doing anything. Asabi, where are my cigar clippers?


"You take turns, advise and protect one another, even heal or be healed when the going gets too tough. I know! That's not a game--that's friendship!" ~Shelly Mezzanoble, Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress: A Girl's Guide to the Dungeons & Dragons Game

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Lex: Asabi, I do not pay you to ask questions. I pay you to bring me teeny, tiny squirrels!!!

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ETA: Thanks! laugh DS, I know it is a tree, but calling it a bush made for better puns. *g* Or of course, you could go with this:


Lex: Asabi, take this to England and deliver it to the Knights who say Ni. Maybe then they'll finally hand over that infernal grail I've been wanting...


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By the way, that one joke was pretty much stolen . wink


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