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Hooray! I win I win!!! lemme see what I can find. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/13033.jpg) TEEEEJ
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See here dollface, this is how it's gonna be, see?
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Lois, speaking with great difficulty: Remind me again why I volunteered to do the expose on tainted black market Botox injections?
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Do my teeth look big to you?
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"Okay, Jimmy, putting salt in my coffee was one thing, but injecting my Double Fudge Crunch bars with Superglue is not funny!" Wendy 
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-- Lois: (shakes head violently) I can't get that lock of hair away from my eye when I have my hands tied! And it tickles! Villain: (off screen) Well, that was the idea. -- See ya, AnnaBtG. 
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HATMAN!!! That is so cool!  YOU WIN!!!  TEEEEEEJ
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Yeah, I know. Botox wasn't around back then, but I just looked at that expression and "faulty Botox" was the first thing that came to mind. <shrug> Anyway, thanks TJ! Glad you liked. So... time for a new pic, huh? Hmm. How about this one: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/12234.jpg) Have at it! Paul
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Mayson: That's right Martha relax you won't feel a thing (pouring the cup of tea on top of Martha)
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-- Martha: Mayson, honey, give me your cup. Mayson: No, Martha, it's okay. Martha: Please, Mayson, let me take it for you. Mayson: I said no, Martha, it's fine. Martha: I insist. Mayson: I insist, too. Jonathan: Women... You should've married with Lois, Clark. We wouldn't have such problems. Clark: Don't be so sure, Dad. -- See ya, AnnaBtG.
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Well, I was hoping to get more than two entries before picking a winner, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen. So, time to move on and hopefully get a more captionable pic. Looking over the entries, I think I'm going to have to go with Anna's. Congrats, Anna! You're up! Paul
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Thanks, Paul! So let's see, FoLCs, what you can do with this one... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/02025.jpg) See ya, AnnaBtG.
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Trask (aka "Guy in Foreground"): Mr. Kent, do you or do you not know how to contact Superman?
Clark (figiting nervously): Uhm... er... I'm going to have to use a lifeline. I'd like to ask the audience...
Guy On Right: Hmm... That is a tough one...
Lois: You have to ask?? Come on, Clark. It's obvious! The answer is, "D: Just who do you think you are? I don't reveal my sources! Now get out of here, you --"
Clark: -- That's okay. Thanks, Lois.
Trask (sinister voice): Is that your final answer?
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Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Clark: Lois, I know you find me irresistable, but must you grab my rear when Im talking to the president of the Cheese of the Month club???
Dear Aquaman, Tell all the fishes Merry Christmas
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Clark: Lois, I know you find me irresistable, but must you grab my rear when Im talking to the president of the Cheese of the Month club??? But you see it wasn't Lois that grabbed his rear, it's the guy standing NEXT to her that did the deed. TEEEEEEEEEEJ
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[/QUOTE]But you see it wasn't Lois that grabbed his rear, it's the guy standing NEXT to her that did the deed.
TEEEEEEEEEEJ [/QB][/QUOTE]
ROTFLMAO!!! That was priceless
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I'm not sure it actually counts, but I think TJ's contribution was the best  So, I guess she's up! See ya, AnnaBtG.
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I'll try and find a pic today.
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