Thanks, TJ! Glad you like Monty Python, too. <g>

Anyway, we're overdue for a new thread, so here it is!

With that new thread, of course, comes a new pic. Which is, er... coming up soon... yeah... uhm... well... okay... how about... uhm... oh... let's say... this one:



Thanks again to Christiane!

So, let's see what you FoLCs can come up with!

Paul

S: What is it, Lois?
L: I'm not sure, but I . . . think . . . I'm . . . ahh-- ahh-- going to sneeze!

Lois addressing the audience: "...and now everyone who can't blame ME for falling for Superman, clap your hands!!!"


AUDIENCE GOES WILD!!!METER TIPPING DANGEROUSLY OFF SCALE!!!!


TEEEEEEJ

--
*Lois sees Superman for the first time, then turns around to whisper: "WOW!"*
--

See ya,
AnnaBtG.

That's a funny shot. Boy does she look tired.

Any winners yet, Paul?

TEEEEJ <big puppy eyes and fingers crossed>

Oops. Thanks for the reminder, TJ.

Let's see... looking over the crop this time, I think you're up! Congrats, TJ! Nice one!

Paul

whoopsies, I didn't check yet. Lemme see what I can find.

Edit:



See if this works.

TEEEEJ

He could understand the photos, the clipped and framed articles, heck--even the tapestry! But Lex's possession of a lifesize wax figure of Lois seemed just a tad creepy to Clark...

--
Lois: Lex is kissing *Miranda*!!
Clark: (annoyed)Why would it bother *you*, Lois?
--

See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Clark (with teeth clenched):You're the one that agreed to Perry's game of Elvis Says.
Lois (also through clenched teeth):Well, I thought it would cheer him up...

Clark: Uh, Lois... What are you doing?
Lois: I'm trying to blow a bubblegum bubble through my teeth. Why?
Clark: Uh.. Never mind.

Mary's was best!! QOC yer up

TEEEJ

Oh, dear me

I'm glad you like my caption, TJ
Alas, I'm not really in a position to participate any more.

So could someone else please go ahead?

How about I post the next picture?

--
Clark: And *then*, the prince kissed Sleeping Beauty, she woke up and they lived happily ever after.
--

See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Not that button!

Clark's trying to break the world record for singing the longest "E" note.

TEEEEEEJ

(Mine is probably awful, and I don't have pics anyway--answered just for the fun of it.)

Clark: Ah, Lois? You DID notice the sign--on your back--didn't you? (motions to Kick Me sign taped to her back, amid snickers from the rest of the newsroom)

Seeing as I'm going to be away now for most of the week (finals) I'll pass the verdict. I liked them all, but only one winner and so I'll pick..

TEEEJ!!! I looked at the pic and ur caption and it made me LOL the most

Hooray! I win I win!!!

lemme see what I can find.



TEEEEJ

See here dollface, this is how it's gonna be, see?

Lois, speaking with great difficulty: Remind me again why I volunteered to do the expose on tainted black market Botox injections?

Do my teeth look big to you?

"Clark, you wouldn't have a toothpick with you, would you?"

"Okay, Jimmy, putting salt in my coffee was one thing, but injecting my Double Fudge Crunch bars with Superglue is not funny!"


Wendy

--
Lois: (shakes head violently) I can't get that lock of hair away from my eye when I have my hands tied! And it tickles!
Villain: (off screen) Well, that was the idea.
--

See ya,
AnnaBtG.

HATMAN!!! That is so cool!

YOU WIN!!!

TEEEEEEJ

Yeah, I know. Botox wasn't around back then, but I just looked at that expression and "faulty Botox" was the first thing that came to mind. <shrug>

Anyway, thanks TJ! Glad you liked.

So... time for a new pic, huh? Hmm. How about this one:



Have at it!

Paul

Mayson: That's right Martha relax you won't feel a thing (pouring the cup of tea on top of Martha)

--
Martha: Mayson, honey, give me your cup.
Mayson: No, Martha, it's okay.
Martha: Please, Mayson, let me take it for you.
Mayson: I said no, Martha, it's fine.
Martha: I insist.
Mayson: I insist, too.
Jonathan: Women... You should've married with Lois, Clark. We wouldn't have such problems.
Clark: Don't be so sure, Dad.
--

See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Well, I was hoping to get more than two entries before picking a winner, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen. So, time to move on and hopefully get a more captionable pic.

Looking over the entries, I think I'm going to have to go with Anna's. Congrats, Anna! You're up!

Paul

Thanks, Paul!

So let's see, FoLCs, what you can do with this one...



See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Trask (aka "Guy in Foreground"): Mr. Kent, do you or do you not know how to contact Superman?

Clark (figiting nervously): Uhm... er... I'm going to have to use a lifeline. I'd like to ask the audience...

Guy On Right: Hmm... That is a tough one...

Lois: You have to ask?? Come on, Clark. It's obvious! The answer is, "D: Just who do you think you are? I don't reveal my sources! Now get out of here, you --"

Clark: -- That's okay. Thanks, Lois.

Trask (sinister voice): Is that your final answer?

Paul

Clark: Lois, I know you find me irresistable, but must you grab my rear when Im talking to the president of the Cheese of the Month club???

But you see it wasn't Lois that grabbed his rear, it's the guy standing NEXT to her that did the deed.

TEEEEEEEEEEJ

[/QUOTE]But you see it wasn't Lois that grabbed his rear, it's the guy standing NEXT to her that did the deed.

TEEEEEEEEEEJ [/QB][/QUOTE]

ROTFLMAO!!! That was priceless

I'm not sure it actually counts, but I think TJ's contribution was the best So, I guess she's up!

See ya,
AnnaBtG.

I'll try and find a pic today.

TEEEEEJ