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Thanks, Windfall! Glad you liked it, even if you aren't familiar with the comedy stylings of Jerry Lewis.  Hey, at least you knew Robert Goulet.  Anyway, time for a new pic, huh? Okay... let's see what you guys can do with this one... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/18-22.jpg) Paul
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Okay, Paul made me do this and I'm feeling loopy right now..so these are his fault. ____ Tempus sniffs. "Herbie, did you just fart?" Herb: "Well...I do feel quite constipated." ____ Utopian Wax Museum patron to friend: "Geez! The sculptor must have been drunk! What's wrong with their faces?" ____ Tempus: Herb, what the heck is that smell?! Herb: I...well..I thought I'd programed the time machine to land in Smallville, not Smellville! Oh dear, I *do* hope we can catch up with Lois and Clark. Tempus: Oh, give me a break, Herb and do it right this time! ____ That all for now! Sara (who's having far too much fun in IRC to really concentrate on thinking up a caption)
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Hmm. No new caption in a few days, and only 2 people posted on this pic. Is it the pic, or is the caption thread slowing down? Well, hopefully the next pic will get more responses. Which means we need a winner! Think I'll go with... Utopian Wax Museum patron to friend: "Geez! The sculptor must have been drunk! What's wrong with their faces?" You're up, Sara! Paul
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Oy!! Paaaul!! You're forcing me to spend countless hours...all right...minutes...finding another picture.  Thanks for picking me!  ![[Linked Image]](http://www.kachor.de/christiane/lnc03/14-057.JPG) edit:Sorry the pic seems to have disappeared.  I get an error message in german.  As expected, I spent far too long picking this out...so I'd better see some good captions come from it!! Sara (who swears she's not avoiding Paul...it just takes her a long time to chose the right picture... )
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Clark: Lois, it's me! Clark! Tempus got a device... I don't know how it works, but I ended up in Wells's body! Lois? Why are you turning away from me! Lois? What's wrong?
Lex, thinking: This is insufferable! I wanted to be close to Lois, but not like this!
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Clark: Lois, it's me! Clark! Tempus got a device... I don't know how it works, but I ended up in Wells's body! Lois? Why are you turning away from me! Lois? What's wrong?
Lex, thinking: This is insufferable! I wanted to be close to Lois, but not like this! That is hysterically!!! 
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Sorry, I've been neglecting my duties here as the "it." Everyone had some really funny contributions!!!  ). Sara ( )
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lol, good timing, Sara! I was just coming to the boards thinking about this thread. I realized it'd been a while, and decided to bring it back up with a new caption. I came up with one I liked, got it all set, and then found this. For the record, this is what I came up with: Wells: ... So, you see, I've got a rather fine mess on my hands. Clearly, there's only one thing to do. I have to bring the Lois of that universe forward in time until her Clark gets home. In the meantime, you'll have to take her place. You can do that, I'm sure. She is you, after all. There are some differences, of course, but you can always claim it's hormones or something. It will be worth it, trust me. You'll help save the world, and, at the same time, you'll be able to get to know your Clark (while pretending to be his finace...). Everything works out neatly, don't you think? Alt-Lois: <turns away, muttering.> Who does this guy think he is? Wells: Oh, dear. Please, Miss Lane, you simply must come with me. It's the only way... --- Anyway, thanks Sara and James. I'm glad you liked it so much. /me goes back to look at Sara's post, and gets hypnotized by the rows of rolling graemlins... ... ... <shakes head> Where was I? Oh, right! New pic! Okay, see what you make of this... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/10-010.JPG) Paul
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First of all... Wells: ... So, you see, I've got a rather fine mess on my hands. Clearly, there's only one thing to do. I have to bring the Lois of that universe forward in time until her Clark gets home. In the meantime, you'll have to take her place. You can do that, I'm sure. She is you, after all. There are some differences, of course, but you can always claim it's hormones or something. It will be worth it, trust me. You'll help save the world, and, at the same time, you'll be able to get to know your Clark (while pretending to be his finace...). Everything works out neatly, don't you think? Sara
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Hmmm.. tough to beat Wendy on this... But let me try. "Okay, Dr. Klein. Here´s the sample you asked me. Now... will I be able to have children or not?" MDL. (  definately.)
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Milk! It does a body good! (okay...so that was weak  ) ____ Filming a milk commercial: Superman: Milk, it does a body good! Director: Cut! Superman: How was that? Director: Well, Superman, with all due respect...not that great. Superman: Why?? Director: Well, for starters, you drank the *entire* gallon. We need the veiwer to *see* the product. *And* you wiped off the milk mustache. Superman: Oh. Sorry. Try it again? Director: <sigh> Sure...Milk, a Super Source of Calcium, take 23. ______ Okay, that's all I've got...nothing inspiring, I know, but maybe I'll think of something else. Sara
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A few days, no new caption. Must be time to pick a winner so we can get moving again. At first, I was leaning towards Sara, since she made me laugh without having to refer to bodily fluids (which is just a personal preference of mine). This "morning," though, I seem to be in a different mood, possibly because I'm still half-asleep and punchy. Reading through now, Wendy's really seems to stand out.  Paul
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Thanks, Paul! And sorry about the caption - it was one of those ideas which just came to me the second I saw the photo, and refused to go away. That's about the only time I post on these threads - if a caption just springs to mind. Anyway... here's a new one. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/22004.jpg) Have at it! Wendy
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That raving lunatic with the tank and the shears is back, and he's trying to cut the world's hair!! There's nothing for it. This looks like a job for... Curler Woman!! <rips open shirt> ...  Oops. Did I forget to put my costume on under my clothes again? Good thing I do these changes in the privacy of my own home...
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<fish in the background tank giggling wildly> One says: See guys, I told you those subliminal suggestions while she was sleeping would work.
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Oooo... tough one.  "I´m coming, Clark!!!" she shouted. *Oh, thanks God he´s not Superman. If he saw me like this, we wouldn't get past our first date,* she thought. MDL. 
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No new captions for a couple of days, so I thought I'd better come back and choose a winner. Paul, your desperate housewife one had me grinning! TJ, LOL at the fish! But I'm going for this one: "I´m coming, Clark!!!" she shouted. *Oh, thanks God he´s not Superman. If he saw me like this, we wouldn't get past our first date,* she thought. ROFL! Erica, you're up! Wendy
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Uh?  I won???? Wow, thanks Wendy!!! Er.. this is my first time. YAY!!! I'd like to thank my mother for all her support, my father for buying the comput... oh okay.. nevermind. Let's see if I can do it right. Let´s see what you can do with this one. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.loisandclarkarchive.com/Photos/lc110.jpg)
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Overvoice: You are watching the Magic Channel...You are watching the Magic Channel...You are watching the Magic Channel...You are watching the Magic Channel...You are watching the Magic Channel...You are watching the Magic Channel... _______ Lois: Jimmy!!! You're *not* using my computer to look at...what the *heck* *is* that?! Jimmy: I'm looking at the Ripley's Believe It Or Not website. Lois: That picture...I don't believe it! Jimmy: I know, isn't it weird!? That guy has 142 piercings all over his body. Lois: No, I mean that picture of the host...he looks *just* like Clark! _______ /me snickers... I might come back with more. Sara
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Lois: Jimmy, what are you doing?
Jimmy: I'm just talking with some friends.
Lois: Friends? On the internet? Who are all these people?
Jimmy: Well, it's kind of hard to explain...
Lois: The Mistress of Evil? Psycho Furball? Mad Dog? Hey, that one is threatening everyone with disembowelment! Jimmy, these people are crazy! Are you sure you should be talking to them?
Jimmy: It's not as bad as it sounds, Lois. Really...
Lois: Jimmy, I don't know who these people are or what you're doing, but you've been sitting here for hours! Everyone in the newsroom has been looking for you. We need pictures taken and research done and doughnuts brought and you're sitting here chatting on the internet! It's taking over your life!
Jimmy: No, really, I'm fine, Lois. I'll take care of stuff soon. ... Ooo! Look who just signed on! I haven't seen her in ages! <typing furiously>
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Glad you liked it, Erica. And yes, I suppose we all do need help. So, new pic, huh? Hmm... Well, a lof of Christiane's pages seem to be down, but I did find this... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/10-190.JPG) Actually, I also found this one, and I'm not really in a mood to decide between them. So, although I try to avoid posting two at once... Oh well. :p ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/10-148.JPG) Caption either or both. Whatever you want. Let's see what you've got. Paul
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Ooooo tough! Picture 2: "Those Arabs from 7/11 weren't kidding when they said those teas were afrodisiac, Lois." (Argh, this one sucks. i'll probably come back for more.) MDL.
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For the second one: "If Sam Lane must keep making robots, he really should get them looking more realistic!"
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For the second pic: -- Lois: Please tell me it isn't me dressed like a belly dancer what I just saw in the mirror! -- See ya, AnnaBtG.
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Okay, been a few days since the last caption. Must be time to pick a winner. Tough call here, but this one strikes me best: "If Sam Lane must keep making robots, he really should get them looking more realistic!" Paul
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Oops! I forgot to check back until now. I couldn't resist this one: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/17110.jpg) Enjoy yourselves... Mere
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Linda : "You actually think those are real?"
Lois: "Yours are not!"
Linda: "They are!"
Lois: "They are not!"
Linda: "Well, Clark, I guess you will have to decide."
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Lynda, holding a pocket watch in her left hand and swinging it back and forth: You are getting sleepy, sleeepyyyy... Clark: Ooo, shiney... Lynda: Sleepy, sleeeepyyy... Clark: Sleepy... Lynda: Okay, Lois, I think he's under. Lois: Clark, you will tell me your deepest, darkest secret. Clark: I... am... Superman. Lois: Yeah, right. Lynda, he's not hypnotized, he's dreaming! Lynda: Drat. I thought I had this down. Oh well. Even if that part isn't working right, he should still be susceptible to commands. Got any ideas? Lois: Oh, yes... ![[Linked Image]](http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/otn/angels/newangel1.gif)
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It's probably be done before, but...
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David, I'm afraid that went completely over my head... sorry. Tough choice between Erica and Paul, but I'm going to go with Erica's! You're up... Mere
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Mere, You'd have to watch The Wizard of Oz to get David's caption (which really was quite funny, if you get the joke.) It refers to the scene where Dorothy must close her eyes and repeat those words in order to return from Oz to her home in Kansas. Thumbs up to David, Paul, and Erika! This caption competition thread always gives me a laugh. - Vicki
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Woooohooo...  Thanks Mere. I already made that deposit on your bank account... Er.. Okay I had to find a picture so here it is: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.loisandclarkarchive.com/Flyhard/flyhard06.jpg) I dont know if you can do much with this one, but it cracked me up.
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Perry: Do you like it? Lois and Clark brought it back from a Bureau 39 Warehouse.
Jimmy: Um, Chief, I hate to tell you, but that's not a hat!
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Edited to stay on topic: Perry: ...and when I put on the sombrero Alice calls me Don Juan... Jimmy [OS]: Great Shades of - PleaseMakeHimStop! ---------- Originally posted by Meredith: David, I'm afraid that went completely over my head... sorry. That's ok, I didn't think it was all that good anyway. Pardon the newb But hey - I guess that means it hasn't been done before! Wow... these boards have a really cheery atmosphere. Admittedly I haven't been lurking for long, but I haven't seen anything close to a disagreement - very impressive.
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We try to be friendly around here, David. Sometimes things get a little tight, but we've done fairly well even with difficult issues. We don't always agree on everything (boy, that would be boring, wouldn't it? ), but our disagreements, for the most part, tend to be polite. It's cool. Oh, and I got your caption, too. Good one (and no, I don't think it has been done before). Anyway... captions... Hmm... Not much coming to mind offhand, but I'll see what I can do... ---- Jimmy, via radio: Gopher hole to Groudhog Chief, adjust your shadow 15 degrees starboard. Perry, thinking: How did I ever get roped into this? A spy operation, with Jimmy in charge? A concealed satellite dish on my head? What was I thinking? --- Gotta go for now. Mom's nagging me to get going. Might come up with something more later. We'll see. Paul
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David, I thought your caption was great once it had been explained to me... But, well, Erica had already made that deposit, so I couldn't demand a recount, you know? Uh, captions... nope, nothing stirring in this head at this hour of the morning. Mere
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I don't know how the name is spelled but, but this is idea came from Pheromone My Lovely.
Perry: With this hat, Rejailea will have me!
James
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Perry (thinking to himself).. "If the cap fits... wear it."
If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.
Waking a Miracle by Aria
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Jimmy (OS): Oh, yeah, Mxyzptlk? What am I thinking now?
*poof*
Perry: Jimmy!
Jimmy: Sorry, Chief.
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Perry, thinking: This is the last time I let Jimmy plan my birthday party.
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Mr. Makeup, Evil Master of Disguise (thinking) : Something's wrong. Let me see. I got into the Planet disguised as the delivery boy from Pepe's Late-Night Cantina. Check. I knocked Perry White out. Check. I hid him in the storage room. Check. I changed my face to look like his. Check. I took his clothes. Check. I put his clothes on. Check. Something still doesn't feel right. What am I forgetting?
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Kerth
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Perry: South of the border down Mexico way...
Lois: Chief not that I'm objecting but since when do you sing songs by Dean Martin?
Perry: Since Alice told me to give up my obsession with the King I do NOT have an obsession with Elvis!
Lois: Yes you do
Perry No I don't
Lois:Yes you do
Perry: Lois...hasn't anyone ever told you to respect your Chief?
Lois: No
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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Perry: Jimmy!! What's this thing doing on my head? Jimmy: Um... well, Chief, I guess you must've fallen asleep at your desk again, and the guys... uh, Chief, did you know that it's glowing? Perry: What?Trask, O/S: That spaceship is government property, and I have a warrant for your arrest! Wendy
Just a fly-by! *waves*
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Top Banana
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Mr. Makeup, Evil Master of Disguise (thinking) : Something's wrong. Let me see. I got into the Planet disguised as the delivery boy from Pepe's Late-Night Cantina. Check. I knocked Perry White out. Check. I hid him in the storage room. Check. I changed my face to look like his. Check. I took his clothes. Check. I put his clothes on. Check. Something still doesn't feel right. What am I forgetting?  - Vicki
"Hold on, my friends, to the Constitution and to the Republic for which it stands. Miracles do not cluster and what has happened once in 6,000 years, may not happen again. Hold on to the Constitution" - Daniel Webster
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Features Writer
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Guys i didn't expect so much from this silly picture. Damn you guys are good. I was waiting if someone would e-mail me with an online deposit, but no. Nobody did that. I guess it's only me that does sth like that. Anyway... Many of them made me LOL. But this one is so close to my MLTVs that I couldn't resist. Perry: South of the border down Mexico way...
Lois: Chief not that I'm objecting but since when do you sing songs by Dean Martin?
Perry: Since Alice told me to give up my obsession with the King I do NOT have an obsession with Elvis!
Lois: Yes you do
Perry No I don't
Lois:Yes you do
Perry: Lois...hasn't anyone ever told you to respect your Chief?
Lois: No So Dude... you´re up!
"Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you."
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