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The doorbell! That slimey weasel is here. Okay... House clean. Check. Curlers in place. Check. A few buttons suggestively open... <sigh> Check. This had better be worth it. How did I ever let them talk me into going undercover as a desperate housewife?
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<fish in the background tank giggling wildly> One says: See guys, I told you those subliminal suggestions while she was sleeping would work.
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Oooo... tough one.  "I´m coming, Clark!!!" she shouted. *Oh, thanks God he´s not Superman. If he saw me like this, we wouldn't get past our first date,* she thought. MDL. 
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No new captions for a couple of days, so I thought I'd better come back and choose a winner. Paul, your desperate housewife one had me grinning!  TJ, LOL at the fish! But I'm going for this one: "I´m coming, Clark!!!" she shouted. *Oh, thanks God he´s not Superman. If he saw me like this, we wouldn't get past our first date,* she thought. ROFL!  Erica, you're up! Wendy 
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Uh?  I won???? Wow, thanks Wendy!!! Er.. this is my first time. YAY!!! I'd like to thank my mother for all her support, my father for buying the comput... oh okay.. nevermind.  Let's see if I can do it right. Let´s see what you can do with this one. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.loisandclarkarchive.com/Photos/lc110.jpg)
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Overvoice: You are watching the Magic Channel...You are watching the Magic Channel...You are watching the Magic Channel...You are watching the Magic Channel...You are watching the Magic Channel...You are watching the Magic Channel... _______ Lois: Jimmy!!! You're *not* using my computer to look at...what the *heck* *is* that?! Jimmy: I'm looking at the Ripley's Believe It Or Not website. Lois: That picture...I don't believe it! Jimmy: I know, isn't it weird!? That guy has 142 piercings all over his body. Lois: No, I mean that picture of the host...he looks *just* like Clark! _______ /me snickers... I might come back with more. Sara
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Lois: Jimmy, what are you doing?
Jimmy: I'm just talking with some friends.
Lois: Friends? On the internet? Who are all these people?
Jimmy: Well, it's kind of hard to explain...
Lois: The Mistress of Evil? Psycho Furball? Mad Dog? Hey, that one is threatening everyone with disembowelment! Jimmy, these people are crazy! Are you sure you should be talking to them?
Jimmy: It's not as bad as it sounds, Lois. Really...
Lois: Jimmy, I don't know who these people are or what you're doing, but you've been sitting here for hours! Everyone in the newsroom has been looking for you. We need pictures taken and research done and doughnuts brought and you're sitting here chatting on the internet! It's taking over your life!
Jimmy: No, really, I'm fine, Lois. I'll take care of stuff soon. ... Ooo! Look who just signed on! I haven't seen her in ages! <typing furiously>
Lois: Jimmy, you need help.
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Haven't checked this out in ages: Paul and Sara -  LabRat
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Glad you liked it, Erica. And yes, I suppose we all do need help.  So, new pic, huh? Hmm... Well, a lof of Christiane's pages seem to be down, but I did find this... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/10-190.JPG) Actually, I also found this one, and I'm not really in a mood to decide between them. So, although I try to avoid posting two at once... Oh well. :p ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/10-148.JPG) Caption either or both. Whatever you want. Let's see what you've got. Paul
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Ooooo tough! Picture 2: "Those Arabs from 7/11 weren't kidding when they said those teas were afrodisiac, Lois." (Argh, this one sucks. i'll probably come back for more.) MDL.
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For the second one:
"I really appreciate those subliminal suggestions those fish keep giving her when she's sleeping"
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For the second one: "If Sam Lane must keep making robots, he really should get them looking more realistic!"
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For the second pic: -- Lois: Please tell me it isn't me dressed like a belly dancer what I just saw in the mirror! -- See ya, AnnaBtG.
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Okay, been a few days since the last caption. Must be time to pick a winner. Tough call here, but this one strikes me best: "If Sam Lane must keep making robots, he really should get them looking more realistic!"  Paul
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Oops! I forgot to check back until now. I couldn't resist this one: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/17110.jpg) Enjoy yourselves... Mere
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Linda : "You actually think those are real?"
Lois: "Yours are not!"
Linda: "They are!"
Lois: "They are not!"
Linda: "Well, Clark, I guess you will have to decide."
Clark: "Girls... this is not a breast contest."
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Lynda, holding a pocket watch in her left hand and swinging it back and forth: You are getting sleepy, sleeepyyyy... Clark: Ooo, shiney... Lynda: Sleepy, sleeeepyyy... Clark: Sleepy... Lynda: Okay, Lois, I think he's under. Lois: Clark, you will tell me your deepest, darkest secret. Clark: I... am... Superman. Lois: Yeah, right. Lynda, he's not hypnotized, he's dreaming! Lynda: Drat. I thought I had this down. Oh well. Even if that part isn't working right, he should still be susceptible to commands. Got any ideas? Lois: Oh, yes... ![[Linked Image]](http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/otn/angels/newangel1.gif)
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