Because 'QotC in Metropolis' sounds better than 'Alice in Wonderland'.
To help.
Because you're a FoLC (which, to some extend, might explain the little missunderstanding about the straight-jacket and padded cell
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'cause you made it to NYC and as you made it there, you can make it anywhere (well known tune). Anywhere being Metropolis.
Because you just crossed the set of "Superman, the movie" while they were shooting.
Because you're kidding and/or because you're dreaming.
Because "truth lies elsewhere". Elsewhere being Metropolis.
Because you secretly like it here?
Because you flew there via Mxyzptl Airways.
You're there courtesy of Lois Lane Travel, 200 Fifth Ave (aka Flatiron Building), Ste 604, NYC 10010, USA.
To enjoy your holiday break?
"Because you've been sniffing the lynotype too long, son! (whoops! sorry!)
If you knew, you'd be out of here by now, right?
If you knew, it wouldn't be such fun.
Because of the thing you wanted to throw away...The real question being "how did you get there"?
So we could have fun trying to get you out of here?
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'Help HG Wells'!!!!
Call a lawyer, get out of jail. and figure out your next move.
Wake up!!
Write a fic?
Carole <jk>