Lois & Clark Forums Forums General Discussion Lois & Clark Caption Competiton XVI

excuse me? i asked for this to be shaken, not stirred. what gives? ... how can i tell? isn't it obvious? see the way these vodka molecules over here... uhm, that is... it tastes different. that's why i ordered it that way. ... no, i don't think i'm james bond. i'm su-- just a mild-mannered reporter. who happens to have unusually sensitive taste buds. some people are like that, okay? now, can i have the drink i ordered, please?

Lois: (off screen) "You're... juggling. You're a clown? Bozo the Clown!"
Clark: (exasperated) "Jeez, Lois, no, I'm supposed to be--"
Lois: "Shh. Talking is not allowed. You really stink at Charades, Clark."

Clark: "My hands!! What is wrong with my hands?"

Lois: "I told you if you kept guesturing like that Clark, that one day they would get stuck in that position!"

I know I know...

Lois (O.S): funny this pen-shaped maglite of yours Clark.

Clark: Lois! Don't touch this! It's a S.T.A.R Labs prototype. Just don't switch it o... The effect of GMR is most usually seen in magnetic multilayered structures, where two magnetic layers are closely separated by a thin spacer layer a few nm thick.The first magnetic layer allows electrons in only one spin state to pass through easily -

Lois (switching it off) : Resolution 12, "learn Kleinese".

Carole

PS: silly, I know. But it's been a bad day.

Clark: Hey Lois give that book back I was just reading that!
Lois: Clark what are you doing reading 'My Twelve Year Affair With a Kryptonian'? Is there something you haven't been telling me?

"Lois, help!"

"Yikes, Clark, were you not completely recovered from the Kryptonite exposure before you sat on the couch bomb??"

"I don't know ... my hands are fine ... but my pants are on fire!"

Kathy

"Okay, I have eight mawbles in my mouth, Pwofessow Higgins. But you know, the wain in Spain faws aw ovew."

Er...anybody's here?

Are we still playing?

Carole

"Lois, I can't. I need a new caption!!"

Jose

Okay, Okay! Sorry, everybody.
It was a tie between Hatman and Wanda, but Jose's caption kinda made me snork so he wins.

Yay!!