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Okay, new thread and new picture: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.kachor.de/christiane/lnc03/06032.jpg) Have at it, FOLCs!
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Now if only I could remember what I did with my wallet.
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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The American Express card. Don't leave home without it.
Laura "The Yellow Dart" U. (Alicia U. on the archive)
"A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles." -- Christopher Reeve
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"wow. this superman buisiness card holder is so lifelike!" --- "good! i can see him with my telescopic vision. now if i remember my morse code, i can flash him a message by reflecting the sunlight. let's see..." .... . .-.. .--. -... .- - -- .- -. "uhm, superman, i know you have telescopic vision, but do you really think a flashing mirror here will get his attention all the way over in gotham city?" (thanks to this page and this page for the translation... i was only a boy scout for a day.) that's all i've got for now. might be back with more later. Paul
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Superman: "Dr. Klein! You have to put this in a safe place before Lois founds it!!" Dr. Klein: "What is it?" Superman: "It's a Fudge Crunch Bar that has been irradiated with Red Kryptonite!!" Dr. Klein: "Why Lois wants it?" Superman: "How do you think Lara was born?" Jose 
"Practice up your shielding spells...and remember to duck if you see green light coming your way." Harry Potter to Wizengamot in OotP trial A Bad Week in the Wizengamot
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"Don't worry, Dr. Klein, I'm a card carrying member of the Justice League. Our insurance will cover any damage from this fight."
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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Superman: "Twenty that Lois leaves him KO in less that 1 minute." Jose 
"Practice up your shielding spells...and remember to duck if you see green light coming your way." Harry Potter to Wizengamot in OotP trial A Bad Week in the Wizengamot
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"OK, Dr. Klein, I'll give you the code to my ATM card, but I don't want to see any big withdrawals. You're to buy extra lead sheilding for the Kryptonite and that's *it*!"
Kathy (still ROTFL over Jose's!)
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"so, according to my latest tests, you are genetically compatible with humans. it's just that it will only work if the woman has a certain gene that codes for a very rare blood type. it's so rare that when i searched in the blood donor's database, i only found one match. here, i wrote down the information on the back of this card. her name is leigh-anne stipanovic... superman? are you okay? superman?"
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"here's their buisiness card. i suggest you go over there and --"
"-- excuse me, doctor klien, i'm getting a telepathic call. ... yes, master, i understand. ... must kill ben and jerry..."
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"i don't know what it is, superman. they just told me that i had to give you the envelope, and that it was personal. it's not showing any signs of kryptonite radiation, so i figured it would be okay. unusal, but okay."
"thanks, doctor klien. ... oh, no!"
"what is it? is there a bomb threat? was lois kidnapped? have you been served with a subpena?"
"no. it's much worse than that. it's... an invasion."
"an invasion? by whom?"
"my in-laws."
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dr klein: "superman? what is it? what does it say? you're not going to tell me? okay, can i see it? i'll just take a look, then. let's see..."
superman, you have insulted my honor and my home. i hereby challenge you to a duel to the death. meet me on the island at noon.
godzilla.
p.s. <screeching roar and a plume of nuclear fire>
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"rudolph's contagious. forget coal. if you don't help me make those deliveries, it'll be kryptonite in your stocking this year. SC"
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When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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-- Dr. Klein: Superman? What's this thing you're holding?... Superman? Superman? Why are you frozen? -- Superman: Dr. Klein, hold this one for a moment, I have to go... Dr. Klein: Sure. What is it. Superman: Not sure, but I think it's going to explode. ( :p  ) -- Superman: That's the key of the mystery. Can you solve this equation? Dr. Klein: 4xyz+7abcdefg-5+qstuv/294865104769929472=77777777777777777777777.6... sure, no problem. -- AnnaBtG 
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Superman: Here's my card if you want to reach me
Dr. Klein: ???? Are you okay Superman? You haven't been messing with red kyrptonite have you?
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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Dr. Klein: "Superman! I thought *you* of all people wouldn't resort to cheating... You know as well as I do that writing numerals is against the rules in Pictionary!"
Superman: "That's *not* a seven... I know it looks like a seven, but it's supposed to be a bird flying. Let's ask someone impartial." (holds up drawing) "Lois, does this look like a bird or a seven?"
"He's a man. I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?" -Lois Lane, I've Got a Crush on You.
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A Superman costume: $40
Hair gel: $7
Super powers: priceless.
Some things are priceless. For everything else, there's Visa.
Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?
(The X-Files)
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Dr. Klein: Superman...We're being attacked by evil villians, and you expect an index card to protect us?!
Superman: Well it *is* scented.
Evil Villian laughs himself to death after coming in contact with it
JD
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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Dr Klein: Don't insist Superman, this is a private X-Mas party. No MP, journalists or superheroes allowed. ----- Superman: PTO? (flips the card) tbc? You're not gonna get away with this BBJ! ----- "Welcome to the SUP (Superhero Unit Patrol) your mission is to save the day as a superhero. Your contact and guise supplier in Metropolis will be a certain Klein, Doctor Klein. For your SUP name, just avoid Flash Gordon, Wonder Woman, Ultrawoman, Batman, Spiderman, Atomic Man, Super Jamie or any of the few other names listed below. this card will self-destruct in 5, 4, 3..." Carole
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Wow. The captions were so funny, I couldn't make up my mind! Finally, though, this one just leapt at me. Originally posted by Anna B. the Greek:
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Superman: Dr. Klein, hold this one for a moment, I have to go...
Dr. Klein: Sure. What is it.
Superman: Not sure, but I think it's going to explode.
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Thanks, QotC! So... let's see what you can do with this one: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.kachor.de/christiane/lnc04/14001.jpg) Have fun! AnnaBtG. 
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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---Coming soon to theaters---
Jack and the Beanstalk II: The Giant's Revenge!
The Giant is back from the dead, and it's "Fee Fi Fo Fum" for anyone who gets in his way!
[Rated pg-13 for violence, language, and nudity]
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After that little "discussion" with Superman, Jimmy always kept a reminder of why he shouldn't hit on Lois.
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The Alternate Universe's James Olsen decided to celebrate his wealth by buying the Collossus. Unfortunately, the price was a little high even for him, so he had to buy it in chunks.
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Clark: ...I know I told Lois I was into the arts, but I was kind of expecting a magnet or something from the art museum...
JD
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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"hulk hate generic faux-modern decor!"
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"i am plaster man! fear me! i have all the strength of plaster! ... and you're in a bedrobe. <sigh> this whole thing just isn't working out like it was supposed to..."
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"cement fist?" they hired out the entire gallary for this?
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"the salesmen's guide to knocking on doors. step 1..."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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