Okay, new thread and new picture:



Have at it, FOLCs!

Now if only I could remember what I did with my wallet.

The American Express card. Don't leave home without it.

"wow. this superman buisiness card holder is so lifelike!"

---

"good! i can see him with my telescopic vision. now if i remember my morse code, i can flash him a message by reflecting the sunlight. let's see..."

.... . .-.. .--. -... .- - -- .- -.

"uhm, superman, i know you have telescopic vision, but do you really think a flashing mirror here will get his attention all the way over in gotham city?"

(thanks to this page and this page for the translation... i was only a boy scout for a day.)

that's all i've got for now. might be back with more later.

Paul

Superman: "Dr. Klein! You have to put this in a safe place before Lois founds it!!"

Dr. Klein: "What is it?"

Superman: "It's a Fudge Crunch Bar that has been irradiated with Red Kryptonite!!"

Dr. Klein: "Why Lois wants it?"

Superman: "How do you think Lara was born?"


Jose

"Don't worry, Dr. Klein, I'm a card carrying member of the Justice League. Our insurance will cover any damage from this fight."

Superman: "Twenty that Lois leaves him KO in less that 1 minute."

Jose

"OK, Dr. Klein, I'll give you the code to my ATM card, but I don't want to see any big withdrawals. You're to buy extra lead sheilding for the Kryptonite and that's *it*!"


Kathy (still ROTFL over Jose's!)

"so, according to my latest tests, you are genetically compatible with humans. it's just that it will only work if the woman has a certain gene that codes for a very rare blood type. it's so rare that when i searched in the blood donor's database, i only found one match. here, i wrote down the information on the back of this card. her name is leigh-anne stipanovic... superman? are you okay? superman?"

---

"here's their buisiness card. i suggest you go over there and --"

"-- excuse me, doctor klien, i'm getting a telepathic call. ... yes, master, i understand. ... must kill ben and jerry..."

---

"i don't know what it is, superman. they just told me that i had to give you the envelope, and that it was personal. it's not showing any signs of kryptonite radiation, so i figured it would be okay. unusal, but okay."

"thanks, doctor klien. ... oh, no!"

"what is it? is there a bomb threat? was lois kidnapped? have you been served with a subpena?"

"no. it's much worse than that. it's... an invasion."

"an invasion? by whom?"

"my in-laws."

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dr klein: "superman? what is it? what does it say? you're not going to tell me? okay, can i see it? i'll just take a look, then. let's see..."

superman, you have insulted my honor and my home. i hereby challenge you to a duel to the death. meet me on the island at noon.

godzilla.

p.s. <screeching roar and a plume of nuclear fire>

---

"rudolph's contagious. forget coal. if you don't help me make those deliveries, it'll be kryptonite in your stocking this year. SC"

---

--

Dr. Klein: Superman? What's this thing you're holding?... Superman? Superman? Why are you frozen?

--

Superman: Dr. Klein, hold this one for a moment, I have to go...
Dr. Klein: Sure. What is it.
Superman: Not sure, but I think it's going to explode.
( :p )

--

Superman: That's the key of the mystery. Can you solve this equation?
Dr. Klein: 4xyz+7abcdefg-5+qstuv/294865104769929472=77777777777777777777777.6... sure, no problem.

--

AnnaBtG

Superman: Here's my card if you want to reach me
Dr. Klein: ???? Are you okay Superman? You haven't been messing with red kyrptonite have you?

Dr. Klein: "Superman! I thought *you* of all people wouldn't resort to cheating... You know as well as I do that writing numerals is against the rules in Pictionary!"

Superman: "That's *not* a seven... I know it looks like a seven, but it's supposed to be a bird flying. Let's ask someone impartial." (holds up drawing) "Lois, does this look like a bird or a seven?"

A Superman costume: $40
Hair gel: $7
Super powers: priceless.

Some things are priceless. For everything else, there's Visa.

Dr. Klein: Superman...We're being attacked by evil villians, and you expect an index card to protect us?!
Superman: Well it *is* scented.
Evil Villian laughs himself to death after coming in contact with it

JD

Dr Klein: Don't insist Superman, this is a private X-Mas party. No MP, journalists or superheroes allowed.
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Superman: PTO? (flips the card) tbc? You're not gonna get away with this BBJ!
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"Welcome to the SUP (Superhero Unit Patrol) your mission is to save the day as a superhero. Your contact and guise supplier in Metropolis will be a certain Klein, Doctor Klein. For your SUP name, just avoid Flash Gordon, Wonder Woman, Ultrawoman, Batman, Spiderman, Atomic Man, Super Jamie or any of the few other names listed below. this card will self-destruct in 5, 4, 3..."

Carole

Wow. The captions were so funny, I couldn't make up my mind! Finally, though, this one just leapt at me.

Thanks, QotC!

So... let's see what you can do with this one:



Have fun!
AnnaBtG.

---Coming soon to theaters---

Jack and the Beanstalk II: The Giant's Revenge!
The Giant is back from the dead, and it's "Fee Fi Fo Fum" for anyone who gets in his way!

[Rated pg-13 for violence, language, and nudity]


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After that little "discussion" with Superman, Jimmy always kept a reminder of why he shouldn't hit on Lois.

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The Alternate Universe's James Olsen decided to celebrate his wealth by buying the Collossus. Unfortunately, the price was a little high even for him, so he had to buy it in chunks.

Clark: ...I know I told Lois I was into the arts, but I was kind of expecting a magnet or something from the art museum...

JD

"hulk hate generic faux-modern decor!"

---

"i am plaster man! fear me! i have all the strength of plaster! ... and you're in a bedrobe. <sigh> this whole thing just isn't working out like it was supposed to..."

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"cement fist?" they hired out the entire gallary for this?

---

"the salesmen's guide to knocking on doors. step 1..."

That was a tough choice. But...

...I'll go for this one:

QotC, you're next!

AnnaBtG.

Yipee!

In honor of the season:


Have at it!

Clark: You don't think I would look great in that outfit?

Clark: Ya know, before the spandex, mom was thinking about something like this.

"Look! See? Right in front of you. You still claim Santa Claus doesn't exist?"


Wendy

We can hitch a ride with him!

See, even Santa agrees with me. Vanilla is MUCH better than chocolate!

--
Clark: If you prefer to go to the Christmas reunion with him, fine! I'll go with Mayson!
--

AnnaBtG.

[note the snowman flag in background]

Clark: "So, you *really* don't like my snowman flag, Lois?"
Lois: "No, I think it's ugly."
Clark: "Let's ask *him.* He'll settle this dispute once and for all!"

MERRY CHRISTMAS, FoLCS!!! Love, Wanda

Clark: How would I look with a beard like this?
Lois: You've got to be kidding

Clark: You really thought Santa Clause was my alter-ego? Lo-is!

JD

Clark: See, Lois, even Santa agrees that you should cut your hair.

Tank (who resisted for quite a while but finally gave in to his baser instincts)

JD

Shadow-chu, I choose YOU!!!

Thanks, okay here goes...I don't think this one's been used yet...

*ATTENTION! This is the Metropolis Colinary Police! We know you've been trying to cook! Put down the casserole, and come out with your oven-mits up!*

Can't let Clark see the burnt casserole! Can't let him find out I've been trying to cook again!

Noo, you can't eat it, Clark!! It's for your parents!!!

Jose

Faster than a speeding blender. More powerful than the best oven on the market. Its....

Cassarole Woman!

--
Lois: No! No! Don't touch the ficus! I promise I'll never cook again!
--

AnnaBtG.

Lois: Help, Superman! They tried to steal the burnt ham I made for Anni!!!

Julie

clark, help! i just read in the cookbook that "soufle" is french for "blown up!" i don't know what this thing is, but i think it's going to explode!

FAST-TALKING ANNOUNCER: "And it's Lois Lane in the lead... That's right, Lois Lane is AT LEAST 5 seconds in the lead in the First Annual Casserole Relay Race. Will she win it, ladies and gentlemen? There are four more obstacles to go, and she CANNOT DROP THE TUNA NOODLE!!!!"

-Wanda

PS: LOL to Julie!!!!! Thanks!

Whew, hey guys,

Would have gotten back to this sooner but my sorority still owns me for a while for recuitment. They all are great, and Karen's cracked me up, so I dub thee the new picture selector. Peace out, time to capitalize on my remaining twenty minutes of dinner break. Ciao, JD