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No, I'm serious - I speared a fish *this big* with just my laser vision. Lois was really impressed, and when she gets impressed, HOO BOY! 
Do, or do not. There is no try.
- Yoda
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Trask: Does Superman have any telepathic powers?
Lois: (blushing) I hope not.
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Everyone's responses were hilarious!!!
I'm gonna have to go with HatMan on this one... for both QUALITY *and* QUANTITY!
-Wanda (I'm still laughing!)
"He's a man. I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram?" -Lois Lane, I've Got a Crush on You.
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you're an orphan? really? and the people who raised you never explained...? oh, foster care. they all assumed someone else had told you. okay, well, here's how it works. when a man and a woman love each other very much...  LOL I really liked that one (and I am picky in caption competitions)
Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?
(The X-Files)
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wow, i think that's the best reaction i've gotten to a caption post. thanks!  so, i guess that means i need to post a new pic. ah, decisions decisions... well, i narrowed it down to four (and i've got the others saved in a file, along with a bunch more... i add to it whenever i browse through christiane's site and see something i like), and retrorose helped me make the final cut. so, here it is. see what you can do with this... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc01/01-93.jpg) Paul
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Hmm, Catwoman meets Robin Hood???
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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Clark: Mom, I'll never get any candy looking like this when I go 'trick-or-treat'ing this year!
Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?
(The X-Files)
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Clark: I don't know mum...I look like a trapeze artist and I'm really not comfortable with the green color.
Martha: I know honey, but I'm working on camouflage here...
Clark: with leppard skin printings and leather accessories? I don't wanna look like Kevin Sorbo!
Martha: it's *lynx * printings... I thought it would be a good sum up you know: the accurate vision, the strength thing, invincibility...
Clark: ...along with the flying.
Martha: Okay, maybe I exagerated.
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I don't know, Mom. All this brown... it makes my butt look big.
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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"Mom, I said I wanted to change my look to discourage Cat Grant. Considering her jungle drum fetish, I don't think this is going to do it...."
Kathy
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Clark: I've heard of Tarzan wearing leopard skin underpants but this is ridiculous
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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well, it's been a couple days since the last caption, so i guess it's time to pick one. tough call as usual, but i think i'm going to have to go with julie stars this time. Clark: Mom, I'll never get any candy looking like this when I go 'trick-or-treat'ing this year!  good one, and timely, too!  so, you're up, julie! Paul
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Yay! oky, so lets see what you can do with this: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/5946/lc42.jpg)
Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?
(The X-Files)
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Lois: S...See...Spot...R-R-Run...
Clark: Keep going, you're getting it.
Lois: Spot...Runs...F-F-F...
Clark: Sound it out...
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{I cheated in order to write this. My screen shows a square w/ an X instead of a picture, so I clicked "reply w/ quote" then copied the URL into the adress bar. It worked!}
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*Lois and Clark discover pictures of Jimmy's new girlfriend*
Lois: Wow...I didn't know a human leg could do that...
Clark: Wait a minute... isn't that *our* backyard?!
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Lois: This doesn't make any sense.
Clark: It's very simple. See, Lucy tells Charlie Brown that she's going to be nice to him and not pull the ball away, so he comes running up to kick it. But in *this* panel, she pulls it away anyway.
Lois: I *still* don't get it...
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Clark: What the---? Jimmy never told me he'd been keeping transcripts of everyone's conversations!!!
Lois: You told Ralph I was a WHAT?
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Clark: What do you think of this song I'm writing?
Lois: "Jingle Bells, Batman smells, E-I-E-I-O?"
Clark: It's still a work in progress...
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hmm. for some odd reason, i can't see the pic unless i go directly to the url anyone else have that problem? any case... captions.. (btw, queen of the capes, i don't know about anyone else, but i find it a little neater to read multiple captions in one post, rather than in several consecutive ones.) ---- hey, watch this, lois! if i control it very carefully, i can use my super breath to slide this cardboard cutout of a hockey puck across the page! it's like air hockey. cool, huh? and it came free on the back of a cereal box. cool, huh? ---- lois: hmm, according to this script, the people of "new krypton" are going to invade earth and cause all sorts of problems. clark: yeah, but, ooo, look! i get you as a concubine! --- lois: wow, these are the ugliest ties i've ever seen. why are they even considering making them? clark: ooo... i like that one! --- lois: this is scary. lex luthor's blackmail files are detailed and extensive. clark: wow, look what that guy did! --- lois: that's a b sharp, and that's an a minor, and... i just don't get it. clark: it goes like this... doo doo dee, doo doo dah doo doo, doo doo doo dah dum dee dum... lois: you can sight-read music? clark: yeah. lois: and you can order dinner in... how many languages was it? ... nevermind. and you can write kerth-winning articles. so, how come you can't come up with a decent excuse before you have to dash out the door? clark: well, uhm... you see... er... lois: eloquent, as always, kent. --- lois: i don't get it. why is this filed under "r"? this basil frankweiler woman has the craziest system. clark: wait a sec, this one is from rome, italy. i think i get it now... --- lois: so, according to this, blue kryptonite will make superman act like a simpleton, and, as a side effect, will make his head look tan even if his hands are pale. weird, but i think this may explain things, clark! clark: ooo, shiney paper clip!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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I couldn't see it until I went to the URL either. But when I cam back here, I could. Weird!
/me checks bottom of page -- gone again!
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Clark: Sure I can hit that spot! *he spits*
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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