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time for a new pic.  here you go. have fun. hmm... not sure how good this will actually be for making captions, but it looks fun, and it's been in my caption url file coming in second place long enough. so, see what you can do with this one... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc02/20103.jpg) Paul
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"And right here I'm gonna get one of those big red hearts with an arrow through it and 'Clark loves Lois'...uh, hang on...ooops..." LOL Labrat!  Superman: "Yeah, I'm thinking a more punchy name, ya know. Hey! I could be Muscleman?" Tiffany: "Waow! That has potential but...what about the 'S' on your chest?" Lois (ironically): "Smooth-talks 'r' us?"
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Lois: Clark! 'Ms. Lane' is about to have a heart attack. I suggest you put 'Mr. Snuggles' down and take away the pretty lady's gun before she tries to shoot 'Mr. Snuggles.'
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 some really good responses on this one. i thought for sure this picture looked funnier/more promising than it actually was, but you guys sure showed me. this is tough, but i think i'm going to have to go with labrat on this one. it's funny, gets more funny when you think about it, and the humor isn't twinged with anything that provokes a less positve response. so, you're up, rat. Paul
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Oooooooh. Yay, me!  Okay, how about: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.kachor.de/christiane/lnc03/10-29.jpg) Thanks and kudos as always to Christiane for her wonderful website! LabRat
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Lois: Okay, to suck blood from a superficial cut you just...here, I'll show you.
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You guys are funny. But, for some reason, this one from Vicki Clark: See, Lois? I *told* you Kryptonians taste just like chicken! just whacked my funnybone with a hammer when I read it and over the past couple of days every time I thought of it it cracked me up even more. So, you're up, Vicki! LabRat
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OK, let's see what everyone can do with this: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc01/09031.jpg) - Vicki
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