time for a new pic. here you go. have fun.

hmm... not sure how good this will actually be for making captions, but it looks fun, and it's been in my caption url file coming in second place long enough. so, see what you can do with this one...



Paul

Clark (still chewing on spinache): "Look, honey, I'm Popey the Sailorman!"

Saskia

Superman: And then, I punched the bad guy right in the forehead... like this!

- Vicki

"And right here I'm gonna get one of those big red hearts with an arrow through it and 'Clark loves Lois'...uh, hang on...ooops..."

LabRat

"Look, Lois! That new StayDri anti-perspirant really works! I've been sweating it all morning cleaning up a train wreck and a multiple car pile-up, and not a mark on the Spandex! Or a hint of BO... wanna sniff?"


Wendy

LOL Labrat!


Superman: "Yeah, I'm thinking a more punchy name, ya know. Hey! I could be Muscleman?"

Tiffany: "Waow! That has potential but...what about the 'S' on your chest?"

Lois (ironically): "Smooth-talks 'r' us?"

Lois (under her breath: "Clark, put that thing away! You know it affects me worse than pasta!"

Lois: "Look Mayson! How can you say that he's not attractive."

Mayson: "I didn't say that!!!! But I prefer Clark's."

Jose (Mayson is the blonde with straight hair... she thought she could get CK that way )

Superman: Sure. [lowers arm] Unsure. [raises arm] Sure! [Lois chuckles] See? I'd be a shoe-in for that deodorant commercial.

Samik

Clark: See my pet? See the little potato bug? He's crawling on my arm. His name is Mr. Snuggles, after the bear who does the laundry commercials. You know, the little fuzzy teddy bear? Do you want to pet him?

Lois: Clark! 'Ms. Lane' is about to have a heart attack. I suggest you put 'Mr. Snuggles' down and take away the pretty lady's gun before she tries to shoot 'Mr. Snuggles.'

Lois: I guess milk really *does* do a body good . . .

Superman: Lois, you don't know the half of it!

Jaxie

some really good responses on this one. i thought for sure this picture looked funnier/more promising than it actually was, but you guys sure showed me.

this is tough, but i think i'm going to have to go with labrat on this one. it's funny, gets more funny when you think about it, and the humor isn't twinged with anything that provokes a less positve response.

so, you're up, rat.

Paul

Oooooooh. Yay, me!

Okay, how about:



Thanks and kudos as always to Christiane for her wonderful website!

LabRat

Clark: Lois, what are you so nervous about? You're chewing on your knuckles???

"Lois, you already know that I'm Superman! You don't have to risk breaking a tooth to discover if I'm invulnerable!"


Wendy

Clark: Lois, I know you're nervous about the Kerth Awards, but you've got to stop biting my fingernails!

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Clark: Lois, when they said the chicken was "finger-lickin' good", they meant to lick *your own* fingers, not everbody at the table's!

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Lois: Mmmm, munch, munch, I can't stand it anymore, munch, munch, I'm starving! Munch, munch, where is that waiter! Munch, munch.

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Clark: See, Lois? I *told* you Kryptonians taste just like chicken!

- Vicki

Lois: Okay, to suck blood from a superficial cut you just...here, I'll show you.

You guys are funny. But, for some reason, this one from Vicki

just whacked my funnybone with a hammer when I read it and over the past couple of days every time I thought of it it cracked me up even more.

So, you're up, Vicki!

LabRat

OK, let's see what everyone can do with this:



- Vicki

"You put your right leg in, your right leg out,
In, out, in, out, shake it all about..."


Wendy

"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the end of my presentation of Elvis on Holiday. Now get working, I want to see some more creative stories on my desk pronto!"

Saskia

"Here, Perry is wearing the perfect equipment for a summer vacation in Spain. Don't miss the sun glasses detail."

Jose

Thanks, Vicki. It took me a while to find a nice and suitable picture, but here we go. Good luck everyone!



Saskia (who thanks Christiane for her wonderful site )

Lois:"Hmmmm hm, Hmmm...hmmmm hm, hm hmm hm hmmm hm." Come on Clark... release me... I won't try to seduce you

Jose :p

NEWS FLASH:

Announcer's voice over: Lois Lane, star reporter for the Daily Planet, gives the universal 'peace' sign as she peacefully protests the destruction of beds by chaining herself to one that was to be sent to the sawmills. The Daily Planet could not be reached for comment, nor could Lane's husband and fellow reporter, Clark Kent. More as this story develops.

END NEWS FLASH

Jaxie

Yes, yes, I know it's ludicrous - if I can free my hands enough to make signs I could reach up and pull the gag off myself, but come on, Clark, work with me here! It's only ten minutes till the end of the episode and then we can get on with the smooching...

LabRat

"you ready to try one more time? you'll have to get it right if you want your freedom."

lois nods, cautiously.

"okay, but remember- you've already had two chances. get it wrong one more time and... well, you know what'll happen."

lois nods, frightened.

"you ready?"

lois nods, resigned.

"good. here we go. little rabbit foo-foo, hopping through the forrest..."

Commercial break: "Unexpected, dreadful and hopeless situations are your daily lot? Sign language can be your lifesaver! Call 'Learn It From The Best, Inc.' now for accelerated courses. 'Learn It From The Best, Inc', we leave Lois Lane speechless. No cheating... well, almost."

Uh, Lois, I don't think scissors will help you cutting the chains...

--Bernd

You guys are all incredibly funny. But Jaxie's cap was hilarious. So you're up, Jaxie!

Saskia

Okay, you should have some fun with this!

Jaxie

Jimmy: Wow, Chief, Mom was right; your face really DID freeze that way!

Jimmy: Uh, Chief? When you said you were going to try a "new look," I thought you meant a leather jacket or something...

Jimmy: 2nd word...sounds like...Monkey? No,no...ape? Sounds like ape...

Jimmy: Chief, you don't need to look like Preston Carpenter to take over the Star...

Perry: You're never gonna be a reporter if you don't use your instinct Olsen!! (*resigned sigh*) Alice told me I had a Mr. Potato face. What d'you think...?

Jimmy: Well, that depends... will I be fired if I say 'yes'?

"Uh, Jimmy my son. You know that new deodorant that Superman is promoting?....GET SOME!!!!"

Jimmy: Hey, Chief, how come you're acting so strange lately? You sick or something?

Perry: My health is not in question, Human; resume your daily activities and ignore any strange behavior...

Well, it was a tough call (they were all funny!), but I liked Queen of Cape's caption:

I always thought there was something peculiar about Perry!

You're up, Queen of Capes!

Jaxie

YAYYY!!!!
Well, here goes...


EDIT: Okay, I think I finally got it!

"This'll teach you to steal MY glasses...!"

Lois, are you okay?? I knew I shouldn't have left those hard candies out where you could find them - it's a good thing I know how to do the Heimlich Manoever!

"Clark, just because I found out how Superman disguised himself with a pair of glasses, there's no need to try to smother me!"


Wendy

It's not my fault that I got stuck to the chair! No one told me there was glue on it. Gosh. You'd think Superman would be able to get me unstuck.

All of the entries were so funny, I had to ask my dad to help me pick. He picked the one I'd been leaning towards:
Simple, yet elegant. Yer up, LNCroxmysox!

Ok, guys, I'm kind of new to this, so if this pic has been used before, I apologize. Had a limited selection of L&C pics on my harddrive (yeah, I know, I'm shocked, too.) Anyway, this one amuses me, so here goes.

Oh, you are .

If you're looking for photos to use here btw (not that this one from your collection isn't a good choice <g>) you can visit Christiane\'s great site, which has hundreds of screencaps. It's in German, but easy to figure out where to head for photos.

LabRat

"We present for your consideration one Clark Kent, a mild mannered reporter with good looks, a loving wife, and a part-time job as a superhero. He has the perfect life---or so he thinks. Mr. Kent is about to learn what perfection really is when he enters:
The Twighlight Zone."

ooo, rolph! i love the cardboard cutout of superman you got me! he's so hunky! i can't wait until i get to meet the real thing!

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hmmm, yes... i see. you have a pnemonia in the upper lobe of your left lung.

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Oh, Superman, I don't know what happened. There was just something so inviting about that great white light. But you know... there's something that much more inviting about blue spandex and red underpants, or maybe...

Samik.

Okay, gotta go with this one because I have always thought Superman does NOT look natural in this pic....

You're next, HatMan!

-M.E./Ems
PS: Thanks Labrat for the link to that site, it's hilarious!

thanks. glad you liked it.

but i see this will be reply 52 for the thread, so i'm going to start a new one. see you there.

Paul