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Oh boy...let's see if inspiration strikes me here...
*2 minutes later, I'm still tapping my fingers* Okay
Superman: 10 more push-ups, pick up the pace, slacker! You can't expect to join the Marines in this shape! 1! 2! 3! 4!...
Jen
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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Superman: "So now you know how to keep your balance. If I throw you in the sky now, you can float back. Bye!" (throws man in air and flies off)
Saskia
I tawt I taw a puddy cat!
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Superman: "I told you not to jump. You're no Krytonian and you can't fly. Now I have to unglue you from the floor." Jose
"Practice up your shielding spells...and remember to duck if you see green light coming your way." Harry Potter to Wizengamot in OotP trial A Bad Week in the Wizengamot
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Guy on the floor (through chattering teeth): Thanks for cooling me off, but isn't freezing a bit radical?
Superman: Got you. Just lay there for ten minutes. With the heatwave, defrosting shouldn't take long. (whooshing off)
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Superman: "There's this sport I've heard of from Scotland. It's called 'tossing the caber', I think. Dunno what a 'caber' is, but you look about the right shape and size... so here goes!" Wendy
Just a fly-by! *waves*
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Superman: "Mr. Wilson said you've been making fun of Ms. Lane's haircut so he sent me here to give you a super-wedgie. Nothing personal."
WAC
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you know what? since this one is just a placeholder until the current winner comes back to post again, i think i'll toss in a few captions...
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"now, there were ten bank robbers. i knocked down eight of them with the last security guard. you ready? i'm going for the spare..."
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(superman, singing to himself as he dives) "contact is the reason, is the moment, when everything happens. contact is the action is the ... 3, 2, 1... GOTCHA!"
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"whew! caught you! where did you come from, anyway? you just dropped right out of the sky! wait a sec... why does your uniform say 'California HIway Patrol'?"
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"don't worry, sir. i can help you up. it'll be no... whoa! you're heavy! what do you have, lead-lined pants or something? wow, i can barely lift you up. and let me tell you, i've lifted space ships into orbit. you've got to lose some weight, man."
"wha... but i..."
"april fools!"
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"okay, i've got you! hands in the air!"
"what? but you knocked me down! how am i supposed to put my hands in the air now?"
"don't talk back to me, criminal!"
"but i'm the security guard! the guys in the black masks over there are the criminals!"
"oh... uh, right. sorry. been a long day..."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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hmm. well, captions seem to have dried up on this one, and anni isn't showing any sign of returning. maybe she's on vacation. i said i wasn't going to pick a winner for this one, and, truth to tell, i don't really want to pick just one. sas's looked right for the pic, but wendy's was unexpected and... well, anyway... who wants to post the next one?
we can just start the chain again. someone post a pic and then choose a winner and we'll take it from there.
Paul
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Since no one's posted yet, I had to add
Superman: " Now you have to extend one arm forward" *why did I say I'd teach this guy how to fly?*
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