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Lois (singing): I got the music in me. I got the music in me. I got the music in me. Aaaah!
Lois teeters on her heels as she dances.
Clark: Well, you might have the music, but you definately *don't* have the rhythm.
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ROFL -- you guys are too funny  It's very hard to choose, but I think I'll go with Alicia You're up next! PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."
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Nothing to do with captions, but do you suppose that outfit of Clark's is from wardrobe  or did he just drive in and run on the set
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Thanks, Pam! Okay, I'm really looking forward to seeing what you guys do with this one ![[Linked Image]](http://www.kachor.de/christiane/lnc03/02-12.jpg)
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No, Lois, DON'T DO IT! Don't kill the ficus!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Superman: (thinking) Ladeeda I'm looking up to avoid looking at Lois' legs so I can control my self... Oh my gosh did that ficus scream?
You've gotta be original, because if you're like someone else, what do they need you for?
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"I swear, I'm going to kill the ficus if you don't stop singing Clark!"
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Lois: See, Clark? Pruning isn't as hard as it lo--...oops.
Clark: Give me strength, God.
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Clark: Oh hi, Lois! Whoops. I didn't expect to see that side of you. 
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Okay, I guess I should decide. When I picked this picture I didn't even think of the bush Lois was cutting. I thought Clark looked like he was singing. But all of the responses were really funny. But I have to chose the one that had Clark singing ... So, Missy, you're up. 
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Oh yay!! I finally got one!  See what you can come with for this: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc01/21174.jpg)
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Lois: Who ever thought that Macy's would do an anatomically correct balloon of Superman.
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Lois: Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman!
Clark: Huh?
-- Roger
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(Sorry, I just can't resist. ) Oh NO! Rivka wrote another TE! RUN!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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"honey, have you heard from the bakery about the wedding cake?" "yeah. they said they'd be sending it airmail. should be here any moment. ... hey, do you hear something?" ----- "oh, finally, clark! we're going to our wedding!" voice from on high: "i'm sorry to tell you guys, but it won't be that easy. you have another 200 pages of angst to go..." ----- lex, shouting down from his balcony: "ah, lois. right on time. there's something i need to tell you, though: i've changed my mind. you're too stubborn. i'm going to marry mindy here, instead. she seems far more agreeable, don't you think?" ----- "hey, look! a skywriter! wonder what he's writing... L - O - I - S ... I ... H - A - V - E ... Y - O - U - R ... F - I - S - H ... C - A -T - C - H ... U - S ... I - F ... Y - O - U ... C - A - N ... K - Y - L - E ... clark! the prankster kidnapped my fish on our wedding day! wow, he must be getting desperate..." ----- "clark, look! we're on the big metro square TV screen! and... ack! the camera is looking down the front of my dress!" ----- "OMG! lex just jumped off the balcony! he's going to kill himself rather than be taken in by the cops! ... wow, did he just do a triple backflip? ... whoa, and where'd that hang glider come from? i didn't think it could fit under his tux jacket like that..." ----- shouted from a nearby pedestrian bridge: "lois, wait! don't marry him! i was a fool to go after lynda! take me back! marry me!" lois, incredulous: "paul?!" <and no, i don't mean me. :p > ----- shouted down from a hotel window: "OMG! there you are! i've been looking all over for you! you're in a wedding dress?! oh no! don't marry him! i'm sorry! i should never have said it! forgive me! give me another chance! i need you! i love you! i ... wait, you're not sally!" ----- "got the ring?" "check." "got your tux?" "being delivered. be here in a few minutes." "my parents?" "inside, being distracted by my parents." "jimmy?" "ready." "perry?" "uhm... i don't know. he said he'd be here, but i haven't heard from him in a while." "where could he be? what could ... wait, what's that shouting? OMG! i didn't know perry was one of the flying elvises!
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Clark: Think he's gonna jump? Lois: Nah, he won't jump. Clark: I think he will. Lois: No, he's just trying to have a plausible reason to plead insanity. That way, he can get life instead and eventually break out of prison by replacing himself with a clone. Clark: Well, I-- SPLAT!!! Lois: ::mutters:: I hate it when he's right.... 
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Anni, that's hysterical! 
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
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HAR!
I need to spin-off Anni's just for fun
Lois: There's NO WAY he's going to jump.
Clark: Lois, he HAS to jump. You're supposed to get kidnapped and replaced by a clone in another season and a half.
Lois: Yeah right, tell me another one.
Clark: Look, it's right here in the script. (he holds up a copy)
Lois: (blinks and takes a quick read-through) Oh. Well then. Um, Lex can you hurry up and jump? Nothing personal, but The Ivory Tower starts in five.
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Guess I need to choose... since Tank doesn't do pictures I'll pick Anni's -- very funny, all of you!! Missy
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well, it's been a few days, and no new pic from anni. so, if she's around, she still gets to do the next one, but in the meantime, here's one to play with (thanks, jen, for helping me narrow things down ). ![[Linked Image]](http://www.kachor.de/christiane/lnc04/14089.jpg) Paul
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