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Okie dokie here goes. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc02/07-115.jpg) Go to it, folks! Jen 
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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I told you not to push THAT BUTTON!!!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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"Oh Lord, this mud is getting a tad more intimate than I want!"
"They told me that mud baths were good for you, but I thought they were supposed to be *warm* mud! This is COLD!"
"Hey buster, move that hand!"
Marns
~pobody's nerfect
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Keep your hands to yourself, Professor Hamilton! This is *not* a foam party.
Laura "The Yellow Dart" U. (Alicia U. on the archive)
"A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles." -- Christopher Reeve
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Lois: When I said I wanted a bubble bath Professor Hamilton I didn't mean I wanted to have a bubble bath with my clothes on!
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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Lois: Ya know, some chocolate would taste really good right now.
You've gotta be original, because if you're like someone else, what do they need you for?
~Bernadette Peters
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Hey, I'm treading water as fast as I can!
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You know, the more we thrash about, the thicker this cream gets...
Do, or do not. There is no try.
- Yoda
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Okay! Curiosity satisified. Now I know how it feels to swim in a vanilla milkshake. Now get ME OUT!!!
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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hey! when i said it would be okay to make a cement statue of me, i didn't mean i wanted to be in it!
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wait a second! this isn't chocolate pudding!
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we have to come out now? but we just got all comfortable...
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clark? you're not coming in? come on! the .. er, water is fine!
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voice offstage: oh, don't worry. that's not really cement, and those weren't real gangsters. smile, lois. you're on candid camera!
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"help, superman!"
radio, off camera: "...and look at that drive! right up the fairway. yes, superman is well in the lead today as we approach the 7th hole in the australian open. and you know, charley, all the proceeds from today's game will be going to the 'save the joeys' campaign. superman's participationn today will go a long way towards preserving our wild kangeroo population..."
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evil voice, off camera: no, doctor hamilton, i'm afraid this isn't a spa. those free mud bath coupons were all a sham. you've fallen into one of my deadly traps! i'm only sorry that your lady friend will have to share your fate. oh well, her death is a small price to pay for getting rid of you. you will no longer be a thorn in my side, good doctor, and there are plenty of more attractive and reasonable women out there. your friend does seem to be a little on the aggressive and self-interested side... shame about her hair, too.
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nope, sorry lois. superman isn't here. i just left a fake clue. that'll teach you to try to cheat at scrabble!
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resplendant man, offstage: well, that'll be $37.50 for pulling you out of the cement. if you want me to help clean it off, it'll be an extra $5.75. oh, but it's getting up to your hair now, so it'll be $6.50...
what about the bad guys? there are gangsters out there!
$75 each. oh, and $50 an hour if you want an interview afterwards...
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Okie dokie I think it's time to pick one. They're all great! But I can't resist this one. "help, superman!"
radio, off camera: "...and look at that drive! right up the fairway. yes, superman is well in the lead today as we approach the 7th hole in the australian open. and you know, charley, all the proceeds from today's game will be going to the 'save the joeys' campaign. superman's participationn today will go a long way towards preserving our wild kangeroo population..." HAR!  You're up, Paul. Jen
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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thanks jen! glad you liked it. also, thanks again to christiane for her great site with all the screencaps. so, see what you guys can make of this... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc01/08149.jpg) Paul
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Lois: (thinking) Come on, boys, pull the shirt down just a little more. That's right. Now undo the buttons...
You've gotta be original, because if you're like someone else, what do they need you for?
~Bernadette Peters
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Clark: What is going on here?
Lois: Duh, Clark, it's our kidnapping of the week. Boys, can we get this over with so I can be back in time for The Ivory Tower?
Jen
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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Clark: Okay, Lois, maybe throwing that bucket of water at Trask wasn't such a great idea.
Lois: Sorry, but I had no idea that he'd *melt*!
PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."
--Stardust, Caroline K
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ooo. a couple of nice ones here. tough call, but jen and caroline just went, so you're up, pam! (somehow, i don't think trask is in kansas anymore...  ) Paul
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Oh dear, the problem with winning is I have to find another picture... Thank goodness for Christiane! Okay, guys, see what you can do with this: ![[Linked Image]](http://home.nc.rr.com/mmjernigan/caption.jpg)  PJ
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."
--Stardust, Caroline K
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"That officer was full of...um, himself. See! I can walk a straight line!"
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"Argh, Clark! I must have been half-asleep this morning when I put this outfit on! I mean, why else would I have dressed like this?!" Tracey (who will admit that this particular outfit of Lois's was never a favorite of hers [g])
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Lois: "I got the Prize!"
Clark: "The Pulitzer?"
Lois: "No! ' the Metropolis Red Dress one !"
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"...and so he was all 'la-de-dah, i'm going to take your purse,' but i did this with my knee, which told him very clearly 'i don't think so.'"
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"can you believe it, clark? perry's sending me off to interview some australian magician. as if there was nothing better i could be doing for him. but, no. i've got my assignment. i'm off to see the wizard, 'the wonderful wizard of oz.' <sigh> ... hey, think he'll like my red shoes?"
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"i just saw 'the karate kid' again, clark, and i can't believe the stupid stuff they pulled. there's no such thing as a crane kick. it makes no sense. i mean, there is a crane stance. that goes like this... ack! help, clark! i forgot! you can't do the crane stance while wearing a skirt! i'm going to fall over!"
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"he's going to do what to my hair? okay, that's it! no more! i am through with this story. i'm just walking right off the page. tank can very well write it with out me, if that's what he wants to do."
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clones and frogs and schemes to replace the president and amnesia and... that's it, clark. we're going to vegas!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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