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A few people were talking about having a Caption Competition over on the Picture Quiz Thread. I saw this picture and HAD to start a thread for them. So lets see which of you guys can get a funny/interesting/poinet/ect caption for pictures. I'll post the first one, and then someone else can post another one after we have a few captions. We can either have the person who posted the picture choose which one they like best thereby saying who goes next, or we can just leave it up to whoever wants to. So, with out further babblings by yours truely... -Breanna Caption this picture  : ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc01/21084.jpg)
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Lo-o-o-i-i-is.... Do you *really* need a gas mask to drive that car?  
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LOL, Breanna - as I said on the other thread, I'm hopeless at these. But this one made me laugh because it reminds me of that blooper with Dean exhorting the gunmen not to shoot his 'menses'. <G>  LabRat 
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"And, yes, I realize Ralph finished off the refried beans in the restaurant last night... but a gas mask?!"
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Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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LOL You guys are hilarious!
My feeble attempt:
"Lois, I know you love your new car, but no you cannot sleep out here!"
Bethy (who can't see the gas mask and wonders how others can...)
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ROFL!!! Great job everyone! TOUGH choices! They are all so funny! I think, though, that I am going to go with Bumpkin's. Can't wait to see the next picture! -Breanna
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"listen, buddy- you can't fool me. exterminators don't drive covertibles. now, you want to tell me why you're really here?"
p.s. bethy- i didn't see it at first, either, but take a careful look at the driver's face. it's half-hidden by windshield glare, and partially obscured by the steering wheel, but the driver is clearly wearing a gas mask.
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![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc01/10-012.JPG) Here is one to make some captions for...
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Lol, Sas and Smallville Girl... more, keep em coming...  And lets get more creative than always having her expression be tired...
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Bethy (who can't see the gas mask and wonders how others can...) I was confused for a time too, Bethy. But it finally clicked. It's an optical illusion and it's really just the passenger seat and some kind of clip (maybe the seatbelt clip) combined. But if you look long enough at the part of the photo just above the steering wheel and the driver's hand it does look as though the driver is wearing a gas mask. LabRat (still laughing over these captions... )
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
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Picture two: Geez, these eye tests the suits insist on get weirder every year... LabRat
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
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I feel a little bit creative (maybe that means I get to work on fic soon again too), so another suggestion from me.
"I really shouldn't eat this much chocolate, but it's all Clark's fault. He ran off yet again with one of his lame excuses."
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"You know Clark...it's a good think Kryptonians aren't like Pinocchio..."
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