A few people were talking about having a Caption Competition over on the Picture Quiz Thread.

I saw this picture and HAD to start a thread for them.

So lets see which of you guys can get a funny/interesting/poinet/ect caption for pictures.

I'll post the first one, and then someone else can post another one after we have a few captions.

We can either have the person who posted the picture choose which one they like best thereby saying who goes next, or we can just leave it up to whoever wants to.

So, with out further babblings by yours truely...

-Breanna

Caption this picture :

Lo-o-o-i-i-is.... Do you *really* need a gas mask to drive that car?

LOL, Breanna - as I said on the other thread, I'm hopeless at these. But this one made me laugh because it reminds me of that blooper with Dean exhorting the gunmen not to shoot his 'menses'. <G>



LabRat

"I know you're having a bad hair day, Lois, but..."

"And, yes, I realize Ralph finished off the refried beans in the restaurant last night... but a gas mask?!"

"Listen lady, I know my butt is irresistable, but I don't think there is any call for that type of catcalling..."

"It was not me!"

"How many times do I have to tell you: my name is not Dean Cain and I will not give you an autograph!"

LOL You guys are hilarious!

My feeble attempt:

"Lois, I know you love your new car, but no you cannot sleep out here!"

Bethy (who can't see the gas mask and wonders how others can...)

ROFL!!!

Great job everyone!

TOUGH choices! They are all so funny!

I think, though, that I am going to go with Bumpkin's.

Can't wait to see the next picture!

-Breanna

"listen, buddy- you can't fool me. exterminators don't drive covertibles. now, you want to tell me why you're really here?"

p.s. bethy- i didn't see it at first, either, but take a careful look at the driver's face. it's half-hidden by windshield glare, and partially obscured by the steering wheel, but the driver is clearly wearing a gas mask.

Here is one to make some captions for...

"Oh Clark, you're wearing the *most* boring tie of all today!"

Saskia

"If I have to listen to yet another one of Perry's Elvis stories...."

Lol, Sas and Smallville Girl... more, keep em coming...

And lets get more creative than always having her expression be tired...

"Where's Clark when I need more coffee?"

I was confused for a time too, Bethy. But it finally clicked. It's an optical illusion and it's really just the passenger seat and some kind of clip (maybe the seatbelt clip) combined. But if you look long enough at the part of the photo just above the steering wheel and the driver's hand it does look as though the driver is wearing a gas mask.

LabRat (still laughing over these captions... )

Picture two:

Geez, these eye tests the suits insist on get weirder every year...

LabRat

I feel a little bit creative (maybe that means I get to work on fic soon again too), so another suggestion from me.

"I really shouldn't eat this much chocolate, but it's all Clark's fault. He ran off yet again with one of his lame excuses."

Saskia

"You know Clark...it's a good think Kryptonians aren't like Pinocchio..."

-Breanna

LOL Smallville Girl! so far I have to go with Labby's, the eye tests one...

"I sure hope nobody notices me picking my nose during the staff meeting...oh, darn, and I even missed, too."

Bethy (who thinks she should hide after that one... )

lol Bethy... and well you should!

Lois is singing this song, and she is in *this part*

Have you picked one yet Bumpkin?

-Breanna

Lets go with Malu for the effort put in <g>

"OMG! have you seen that tie? that's worse than one of clark's! are those ameobas? i think i'm going to be sick!"

OK, here's my picture, then, "borrowed" from Christiane's site (of course ).

Forget about the background and Clark, concentrate only on Lois and her expression. What is she saying, or thinking?

Good luck!



malu

"dooiiieee uhhhhh mmmm errr.... nuuuuuu...."

okay, i wasn't going to post this, so i mentioned it on IRC, just to get it out of my system. they kind of prodded me into doing it...

"oh, why did i have to try to drink annie under the table?"

HatMan, I didn't understand either post.

malu

What a great pic! If it were up to me, she'd be saying:

"Oh god, he's gonna kiss me. Please, god, let him kiss me?"

Melisma (ducking back under her Rock where it's safe)

Here's one with Clark in the picture:

Lois (sarcastically): "Oh, yeah, you're the guy who can lift spaceships! Bite me!"


Artemis

Lois

"Don't I LOOK like a three time Kerth winner?"

"Urrrk...duh!"

"boy that fly on clark's head sure is big"

, Artemis!

LabRat (who just had one of those early morning, 'this just struck me as insanely hilarious', moments...)

"Woooo bet you can't tell what's under my hat!"

Don't ask me why exactly I just thought of that. It's finals week and I'm absolutely psychotic and sleep deprived right now. <--That's my state of mind la la la.

Does it look like I'm okay? me I'm in desperate need of a therapist!

Oh Lord Clark, the peanut butter has glued my mouth into this postion...

OR

Clark, you know how they say that if you keep making faces, that one day your face will stay that way? Well...

Clark, you doofus! Can't you tell that my hat's slipped down over my face and stuck? Quick, go call for Superman - he's the only one who can fix it!

Do we have someone to go next yet?

Let's see...

"I'm not as think as I drunk you am..."

"Gee, Clark, I wonder why the people in Gotham City think Jervis Tetch is such a horrible person..."

"Oh, look, I can see myself in your glasses..."

"See, I can too cross my eyes -- now, you try it!"

Most of the above lines should be said in an inebriated voice; I go along with Paul on this one -- Lois looks drunk in that shot!

Oh,and for those who do not know, Jervis Tetch is the real name of the Mad Hatter...

Phil

OK, I think we have enough captions for this picture.

Great job, everyone!

malu

Wow, I didn't expect this

Okay, how about a caption to this!

"Lois...that man you just told off...he was the President's personal secretary. "

"i will read your mind... you are thinking about... hmmm... dust and pollen and... aaaaa... aaaaa .... aaaaaa-choo!!"

"My mind to your mind, my thoughts to your thoughts..."

It's officially after midnight and time for me to post insanity...

**Clark hides face**
"I so don't know that woman who just fell into the potato salad."

"hmmm... i burned out my desktop keyboard. let's see how fast my palm pilot can go..."

I know a super-ma-an who swallowed a Kryptonite fly.
I don't know why he swallowed the fly; I guess he'll die!

(ducking furtively back under her Rock)

<in fake accent> "I'll give him a "hi-ya" and a "hi-ya"...and I'll kick him, sir."

(think cheese karate movie and Bartock from Anastasia)
ok...late at night and too much cafeen....

"I hope no one sees me picking my nose..."

It's way too late for me to be trying to think of these things.

~Anna

Two syllables....

LabRat

Can I make a request when this one is completed and before a new one starts? With this thread containing pictures it's probably not a good idea to go beyond approximately the number of posts it has now. The more posts, more photos, the slower it will be to load for those with dial-up and slower modems and I was hearing last night from a couple of FoLCs already having trouble loading this thread.

So, I'd like to suggest that after this one is complete, we close it down and start a new thread - Caption Competition Mk II. And then continue to start a new thread each time we hit 50 posts.

"Whooeee, Do you smell that? Nasty!"

oy...

sounds good Labby...

Which means Trenna needs to pick someone to post the next picture

-Breanna

I agree, LabRat. We dial-upers suffer with these loooooong threads.

Now, my contribution:

"Lois, don't come close to me! I have a pimple in my forehead and my breath is terrible!"

malu

EDIT: Oops, didn't see there was a new thread already, and that Trenna had already chosen a new winner.