Glad to be of help, Brianna
Thanks for the reccomendation, Lab.
As for the story you're looking for, it doesn't appear to have made it to the archive. I did, however, manage to find it with a quick search of the ZMBs. It's called "Gastronomic Revelations," it's by Jeff Brogden, and you can find it
here. (Comments for the story, BTW, are
here. Just as long as I'm writing. <shrug>)
Paul