Darth Michael: 
Another reader I haven't scared away yet...
“Not now,” Clark grumbled, refusing to pull his lips away from hers.
Sometimes people have to interrupt on Jimmy's behalf.
ER: /actually surprised by this/ The *CHIIIIIIEF*? Also, why change?
LOIS: [blushes]
Because Clark is dressed like Superman and Superman can't kiss Lois in front of their boss.
LOIS: And Clark can?
CLARK:
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Darn tooting!
It's fixed.
FELVIS: And do you, Wanda, take this Charlie as you lawfully wedded husband?
So, if they change their names the curse doesn't work?
Maybe he was so mad at her, he threw them up in the air and blown them up with heat vision.
Except that the soda is still there.
Hence the recommended use of pre-marital sex to keep the ADDing alien in line.
LOIS:
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PERRY: Clark, my boy, what about your wife, Lois? My daughter. The mother of my grandchild.
WANDA: /cat/
She's protesting too much again.
EW: It's fixed.
LOIS & CLARK: Thank you.
LEX: Darn.
What if he threatens her? What if he drugs her with sodium amatol? What if he offers her a choice ‘worse than death’ if she won’t spill the truth about Superman?
LOIS: That he’s ten times the man Lex is?
LEX: I didn't need to hear that.
LOIS: Well, it's true, and I would've told you that without the drugs. Thank you very much.
I thought she’s already gotten beaten up by Henderson?
Henderson refused.
HENDERSON:
Lost opportunities.
LEX: On the plus side, she won’t be able to bite down on anything, either.
LOIS: No, my teeth still work fine. Just my lips hurt.
He talking that it’s like sending a hooker to Lex so he can nail him for solicitation?
HENDERSON: That’s exactly like it!
LOIS: /mad/
HENDERSON: Well, Cat Grant did tell me what happened at the Metro Club, so...
LOIS:
