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Isn’t that against Human Rights and the Geneva Convention or something like that?
Trask: Don't know. Never bothered to look it up.

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I can’t believe that’s legal.
Jenson: That may be so but...<points to Trask's gun and shrugs>

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Testing sports equipment such as baseball bats and golf clubs?
Trask: Could be worse. Could be hand grenades.

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Maybe he should refrain from sharing that notion with his coworkers.
Jenson: Soooo....I guess I should *not* have posted that as my facebook status?

Trask: Jenson? Could I see you in my office for a moment?

Jenson: help

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Now that would be just awkward for EW.
And ERs too!

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Maybe if they used a spoon to dig one out and examine it more closely? Or put it into a laser array?
Give it to a high school biology class to dissect?

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Not enough sunlight, huh?
He's like a plant under Lois' care. So...a goner.

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What if he actually went and brutally killed Trask and the minions right there with him. Shouldn’t that discourage the other guys from doing anything nefarious?
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This would make a great ploy for Jason, to send Jenson in there to be the good trainer.
True!

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Which part of him?
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She really doesn’t know much about Lois’s stand on cooking, does she?
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Don’t they have frozen turkey dinners?
I would imagine Lois would press for that. And immediately get steam-rolled over by Ellen.

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Thanksgiving dinner for fish!
Fish: Thanks, writer!!!

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Heat-vision accident?
And he wore a dog's head helm ever since... wink

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Oh boy. She *is* ticked off.
Lois: <cracks knuckles and storms off after Trask>


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