Come to think of it, there's a lot of death and disappearing in that smiley collection.
Um... Han isn't in my story and Lois isn't in RoTJ (that I noticed... although she might have been that brunette at the back of the Rebal alliengce conference with the notepad).
She was getting the exclusive another way since Palpatine didn't ask her to marry him.
Like a 4 year old, he only understand what he WANTS to understand.
Let me get this straight: Instead of a dead superhero Metropolis now has a 4-y/o with superpowers and a teenager's libido and no female authority figure willing to pull down his britches? Lois should start wearing flat shoes, lest she falls on her behind due to the sudden disappearance of said heels.
What would Superman have done if Lois had asked him to lick her? We've already established that his resistance was about 1mm above nil. Hmmmm. Too bad, Lois. Better luck next time.
Vacations are nice!
Michael
