Yea, it's the weekend! help / Me, themes? You'd think people dream of a reality that isn't their current own or hear voices inside their head in ALL of my stories. [Linked Image]

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Bad Dan! That’s not your line. Bad Dan. Bad!
That's okay, he doesn't understand it.

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/whew/ Wait. It’s And the Answer Is. Is Dan gonna play Lois with the boom mat? You do like to blow up cops.
Cops? CopS? No, I don't believe I've blown up more than one. [Linked Image]

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Dan. No looking where you’re stepping. That way you might avoid the booby traps.
Michael, are you looking to increase your body count? Or MY body count?

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they probably have an entire code section devoted to Lois. 31-1: Lois has been mugged. 31-2: Lois has been kidnapped. 31-3: Lois’s apartment has been burglarized. 31-4: Lois has been strapped to a bomb. 32-5… Hmm… I see a challenge coming…
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Hope Dan likes the bad kind of threesomes.
LOL! I don't think that's what Jimmy had in mind either.

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/waits for Dan to blow himself up at the museum/
/See above note, RE: body count/

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“They, umm…used a bomb? No? Umm…they planted the bomb inside your apartment? Neither? Okay, it’s been nice, but I’m outa here.”
Bye, Michael. You no longer want to be her neighbor?

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.