Thud! I was afraid of that. It was getting painfully obvious that it wasn't Lois after the first few times you avoided using her name. I was actually thinking Lana at first, but since he was already Superman, it couldn't have been her.
Poor Lois. I wonder what she's doing right now? Entertaining Dan?
Amazing how one single word separates a beautiful WAFFy story from pure evil. There, I'll use it.
Wonderfully written, though.