Okay, I'm supposed to be cutting my grass, but I've just got to respond to this. I did not - repeat not - do any of those things to Lois. It was Lyndsey that those things happened to. I am not evil! So there!
Okay, back to cutting my grass.
ML
She was in such a good mood she let all the pedestrians in the crosswalk get to safety before taking off again. - CC Aiken, The Late Great Lois Lane
