I'm not trying to kill or torture you guys! *disbelieving snort* But I loved it anyway. And despite all she said, I still think she's gonna kill him. Next part, please! 
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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