Brilliant, Shayne.

I've sent a copy to my husband, too -- he very rarely reads fanfic but I think he'll like this one; he loves comparing different versions.

And personally, I think Smallville ought to get together with Chloe... why be bound by tradition? goofy

But that wouldn't fit nearly so well with the rest of this story, so never mind wink

PJ

"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

--Stardust, Caroline K