Muses. *sigh* Also, I believe they learn that trick during their first semester in Muse college.
MUSE: What? It's *not* my fault you don't know how to develop a perfectly fine plot point. I mean, I *gave* you the perfect setup and all you do is *nag nag nag* this is too harsh *nag nag nag* you can maybe say that but you can't write it *nag nag nag*...
/pushes muse aside/
As I was saying...
Michael
