"'Full Moon Over Metropolis!' by Leo Nunk" (Yes, this could describe the lunar phenomenon, but we all know it doesn't.
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"Lois, you're naked!" Superman exclaimed.
"Lois, why are you naked?" Clark exclaimed.
"Clark Kent, you're under arrest for the murder of Superman."
"Lois Lane, you're under arrest for the murder of Clark Kent."
"Superman, you're under arrest for the murder of Lois Lane."
Michael