Challenge Accepted!  Thank you! Me and my soon to be five year old are looking forward to seeing what you come up with. (it can be a belated birthday present, but don't worry about the time frame).
CLARK: No. I'm just worried I'm a jinx.
JONATHAN: A jinx?
CLARK: Yeah. Let's face it, ever since she's known me, Lois's been kidnapped, frozen, pushed off buildings, almost stabbed, poisoned, buried alive and who knows what else, and it's all because of me.
-"Contact" (You're not her jinx, you're her blessing.)
| 
