My son loves trying to come up with jokes (particularly the simple knock-knock or why did? jokes). He came up with this "dud" that I decided needed a story to turn it into one.

Here's the Joke:

Why did Superman fly across the Road? To get to the other Superman!


Your challenge is to turn this into a humorous story.

CLARK: No. I'm just worried I'm a jinx.
JONATHAN: A jinx?
CLARK: Yeah. Let's face it, ever since she's known me, Lois's been kidnapped, frozen, pushed off buildings, almost stabbed, poisoned, buried alive and who knows what else, and it's all because of me.
-"Contact" (You're not her jinx, you're her blessing.)