MIKE: The next reporter I get, I’ll *quit*!
Other angels: Can...can he *do* that?
LOIS: Ya think? /Points at the clone. At the Wedding Destroyer. At the quack./
Mike: *shrugs* Everyone makes mistakes.
At least, until he’s a teen and there’s powers to play with.
Or an adult with a Lois dangling in front of him. Drunk on love. In a harem outfit.
ARES: And violence. Remember that red wedding from a couple of years ago?
Athena: I preferred the Purple Wedding. Little snot had it coming.
God of Death: Please, Athena. Not today.
Many Faced God: Will No One shut up?
Umm…I just realized, what about ‘Soul Mates’?
Maybe it works like recycling? Same basic soul, different new product?
Romeo and Juliet. Othello and Desdemonda. Oedipus and Jocasta. Cleopatra and Marcus Antonius. Anakin and Padme. Jon and Ygritte. Jamie and Cersei.
Joffery and himself. Margery and any of her three husbands.
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!
