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See! I told you I knew how to come to one.
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LOIS: /cat/ ‘Awkward’?
EW: Yes, the correct word would be ironic.
TEMPUS: /Lois now dying 2.5 years sooner than originally planned is very ironic indeed/
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EW: Uh... no. She just called him Kent, so he called her Lane. Isn't that the way it works?
CLARK: Yeah! She started it!
Yes, but nobody ever called her Lane on the show. Including Henderson I think. Or the crooks.

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CLARK: But we'd had Superman on our team, so nobody died.
LOIS: So, I'm equal to Superman? *thinks about this* I can accept that answer.
PERRY: /doesn’t focus on the important part of Lois revealing who’s wearing the spandex in the family/ *MY* baby!
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You mean, this is where Clark usually sticks his foot in his mouth and screws up the possibility for premarital sex?
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ER: Well…that *was* what the nice TV lady said.
EW: You mean that lady from canon?
Umm…?

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I don't know. She handled her own during Toy Story.
Well, Clark challenged her back then, so…

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That's more of a fourth date admission.
laugh Because he already scored on the third date?

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Well, technically, he only would've had to look at the photos once, then disintegrate the evidence to do the job.
True. But couldn’t he just skip the camera then and watch Lois while she’s striking poses for him?

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No. Because they have differing opinions on what "nude" means.
LOIS: Well, I *felt* nude.
laugh She wasn’t holding a Kerth Award?

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They could still end up there.
Of Lex Luthor’s ex-fiancée showing less skin than they do on MTV and during the Superbowl combined?
SPENCER SPENCER: Pass…

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LOIS: Or just with the towel, for now. I'd be fine with that for a little while. Here, *digs through her clutch purse* I carry one for emergencies.
CLARK: Lois, that's a handkerchief.
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LOIS: Oh, right. Here, some free shampoo?

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ALT-CLARK: *looking through Lois's wallet* And this is him, with you, dangling naked from the ceiling?
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ER: But there’d be nothing wrong with a quick romp in a stolen moment, right?
EW: Um... that there breaks them rules.
LOIS: yes. Rules. This will be my new Rule #1. Uh-huh.
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No, just her Kryptonite eyeshadow.
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He didn't kiss Linda!
He didn’t? Are you sure? Not even when they were on their date?

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