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Lois awoke to the smell of burnt toast. She followed her nose down to the kitchen, where she found Clark and Lane staring at something black in a frying pan. "What's going on?" she asked.
LANE: [Linked Image] Trying to emulate Momma’s cooking?

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"Lane and I were just...ah...having a little cooking lesson."
Trying to prove maternity?

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"I see he takes after his mother in the cooking department," Lois said with a smirk.
See?

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Lane blinked at her
Oh? So, Lois *can* cook, huh?

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"What are you talking about?" said Lane. "My mom is a great cook!"
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Lois snorted. "I knew she wasn't really Lois Lane," she muttered.
[Linked Image]

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"Does Superman...?" he whispered, tapping his glasses.

"Superman!" Lois exclaimed. "That's a great idea, Clark! If anyone can help us, he can."

Lane shook his head at Clark.

"But then how...?" Clark whispered to the boy.

Lane shrugged. "You're asking me?!" he whispered back.
Did Clark just ask how Superman transforms into a girl to safe the day?

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"Er..." Clark looked out the window again. "How about if we split up? We'll cover more ground that way."

Lane glanced out the window, then frowned at Clark. "You're kidding," he said softly.

Clark shrugged.
*Something’s* going on. Something more than just Lane being a smartass.

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"You know," Lane said slowly, looking at Clark, "I...think I might have left my...homework...over at Jake's house."

Clark's eyes widened. "No!" he said firmly, "your parents would kill me!"
Oh boy. Wants to do ‘homework’? Oh boy oh boy oh boy. He’s not even dressed to go out!

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Lois rolled her eyes. "Clark, I think he's probably old enough to go to a friend's house and get his homework."

Lane gave Clark a pleading look. They both glanced out the window. "Only if I go with you," Clark relented.
ALT-LOIS: You allowed him *what*?
LOIS: Don’t look at me. It’s *HIS* fault!
CLARK: [Linked Image]
ALT-CLARK: [Linked Image]

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Clark followed close behind. "Wait!" he called. "We haven't discussed what you're wearing!"
See?

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