/EW faints. Again./ My, that's a lot of comments! I'll have to respond in a separate reply.
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I really need to re-learn the lost art of doing haiku type FDK posts instead of emulating George R R Martin or Virginia R.
On the plus side, mind’s too tired to get headaches
It's what has distracted me from WC... well, it and Gotham.
It's almost as bad as stealing all the characters from another superhero's life and using them for your show. Oh, wait. That one won't be on Netflix for another year.
Hmm….which one could that be…Supergirl?
ER: /EW did WHAT?!/
EW: Yes. Yes, I did.
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Naughty writer. Naughty!
ER: /thinks the whole premise of this theory is hilarious/
EW: Um... /was actually serious about that/ okay.
I just figured that ‘crazy person’ would be the more sane expectation?
Well, technically, she was right... about her Batman not being the real one.
It's part of her disguise. As Iris, she shouldn't recall the exact name of the Prometheus. Barry... er... Clark would know the exact name.
CANON LOIS: See, Clark? That’s why you should never try to go for one of the fake Loises. I’m the real deal and you can read about it in the factually correct interview I did with STAR Labs.
CANON CLARK: It should be ‘a spokesperson of STAR Labs’ since STAR Labs is an institution and can’t really give interviews or, you know, talk.
CANON LOIS:
And Superman’s just a disguise and can’t really expect to score with Lois Lane tonight. Aside from the fact that she’s married to a reporter who happens to have to leave on an assignment on the other side of the continent later today.
Was that Atom? Or Captain Atom?
I only know of the Ray Palmer in Arrow.
JOKER: We just call it 'home'.
Why it's good that he can fly too.
Yes. So long as he stays away from Red K lasers while kissing one of them.
ER: Good skin care? Regular exercise?
EW: Robins?
I much prefer Gotham and the original (Michael Keaton) versions.
Yes, the Michael Keatons are great. The new one is mainly an action movie.
What Cat Grant could never have been a cat burglar on the side?
Nah. She’s not sneaky enough.
WRONG CAT:
I don't think that Harvey can continue being Harvey after he becomes Two Face, can he?
Not really, no. Unless he keeps a right profile.
She does mention getting her Batman to smile (another reason she knew he couldn't be the real one.)
She's trying to have less dates with psychos, but it's a fine line to walk on when searching for one's soul mate.
BARRY:
… Wait, was I just insulted?
Maybe he wasn't in this universe.
Ooohhh, did she rob the cradle?
Great minds walk in the same gutter.
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He can adapt his body, make bits and pieces grow larger and smaller as need be?
She was talking about his face.
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Barry reads superhero girlfriend checklist, makes a check mark next to "cuckoo".
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I'm guessing she's still mad that he didn't tell her.
LOIS: Ya think?
CLARK: Every time we run low on Swiss chocolates…
What? Iris/Lois/Vicki couldn't be right?
But she doesn't want him to run. She wants him to fly.
Maybe if she told him she’s preggers from when she last met a superhero?
But I bet her martial arts and her vocal skills came in handy as Black Canary.
EW: /thinks it’s funny/ No, she didn't go that way.
Too bad…
ut let’s see, that’s six different superheroes, at least. She sure is the ultimate Super Groupie!
You did see Lois on Smallville, right? I think she dated the entire League before settling on Clark.
It’s been a while. But she did show up on a stripper pole in the first couple of weeks after they met.
Always. Plus, it was twisty, too! Always a bonus
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