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EW: What you didn't see that fantasy piece over yonder: 201B?
ER: /runs off to check, but comes back disappionted/
EW: /really does love her dirty little tricks played on innocent readers/
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ER: So, she won’t invite him to her shed in the woods?
MAYSON: Did I say that?
No. No, I don’t think she did (say that).
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She wrote it before the fact, but by the time he read it, it would’ve been after the fact.
Yes, but that’s not *her* fault that he’s not checking his mail.

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CLARK: /still clueless as ever/ But I don’t. /nudges Jimbo/ Doesn’t he listen?
JIMMY: /maybe Lois would like to make a man out of me. Her sister certainly enjoyed it./
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EW: Plus, bringing Lois chocolate every time he screws up could have disastrous results.
EW: […] It’s also known as an aphrodicisac (why chocolate is so popular on valentine’s day).
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LEX: It did? But I thought women liked to be paid? Strange.
Only the working kind.

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Lois doesn’t like hospitals, remember.
Oh, duh! So, if Deter had suggested his private summer home at the Cote Azure?

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ER: So, she’s actually hoping he’s just stupid enough to not realize she’s serving Lois on a silver linen but still not stupid enough to not accept what is offered on said silver linen?
EW: Let’s go with naïve.
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CLARK: /feels like he’s in front of a Borg cube/ Are you insane? I’m only… well, not human, but… male. Resistance has it’s limits, man.
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LOIS: Don't listen to him. I know what I'm doing.
CLARK: /not sure which response would now lead to a more reduced life expectancy of the Kryptonian race/
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