Tempus travels to our reality and ties up fanfic writers to find out who they would pair him with. When someone says they'd pair him with Ralph, he goes back in time to prevent the Internet from being invented.  Love it! 
VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.
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