CLAUDE: <no clue about the more developed sex> I don't get it. Lois is supposed to get somewhere?
LOIS: Hence the problems…
That and he stole her story.
LOIS: I might have been forgive one of those things, but not both.
EW: Grammar hard. Breaks own rules of always put comma before "but"... or was that butt?
ER: So, it’s like Lois? Always using a double standard?
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Maybe Lucy can get the missing parts on Craig’s List?
LUCY: Why would I just want a part of a man when I can get the whole thing?
EW: And IF I went that route, it sure would make Section 3 have a completely different feel to it than I'm hoping for (and my readers, too, I assume).
ER: /interprets this as Lois and Carlos raising Lois and Alt-Clark’s love child/
And how would Lois find out about Carlos? And why would Carlos give up his calling for Lois?
ER: Plus, rumor has it that HIS GIRLFRIEND WOULD KILL HIM.
EW: But they offered it to *him* first!
LOIS: Aaaand your point being…?
Ooops?
EW: Well, I guess he could. Since the world is littered with them... in museums and such.
ER: Actually, one would assume there’s a ton of them sitting around in cold storage
The B39 warehouse in Russia? /ducking/
She dies from a richotte when she shoots him?
CLARK: Perhaps sex first wasn't such a good idea after all.
GHOST OF LOIS: Ya think? Couldn’t have waited another 4 hours, could you?
CLARK: Um... No?
Actually, I was just referring to space sickness often observed in first timers.
This will be covered.
Pregnancy hormones making her horny?
LOIS: No.
CLARK: What?
LOIS: *No!*
ER: So, Lois is saying that pregnancy hormones making women horny is an urban myth?
PHIL: I don’t know. Cat was pretty horny when she was pregnant.
CLARK: Cat was horny before she got pregnant.
ER: /suggests she slam a door in Clark's face/
EW: Yeah, but that was canon Clark. She didn't do that to this Clark.
ER: ‘been there; done that’?
She tells Perry after they had dinner the day she met Superman that she and Clark went on a "date" (although, she told Clark it definitely wasn't a date) and the door slamming thing happened, even though it didn't. So, I didn't want to repeat myself.
EW: Being that Lex Luthor disgraced EPRAD as much as he did Superman, I doubt they'd sign any contracts with LexCorp.
ER: I think he might be able to engage in litigation over that matter.
In this country you can sue someone over anything, it doesn't mean you'll win.
EW: Yes, but if you recall he's some kind of health food nut and I doubt he'd eat at an all-you-can-eat buffet, if he could avoid it.
ER: What if it were a naked Lois decorated with fruits in his room?
CLARK: Then it would be called an ‘all I can eat buffet’ and not an ‘all *you* can eat buffet’.
It also wouldn't be on these boards.
ER: How about ‘Hi, I’ve been looking all over for you, trying to find you. Do you mind if I follow you around?’
JENNY: Help! Superman!
ER: So he can give Jimmy pointers on how to properly stalk a girlfriend-interest?
SUPERMAN: Hey, I resemble that remark!
ER: So, Jimbo only paid Jenny for the first night, then, trying to give his cuz a weekend to remember?
EW: Um... A night of flirting?
ER: She figured Jimmy wouldn’t tell the specifics to his cuz, so she could con him?
She really doesn't understand men in their 20s, does she?
EW: So, I'm not allowed to drop Red Herrings all off the floor? My bad.
ER: No, they start to ferment and then the whole place is stunk up.
I'll be careful then.
EW: Oh, did you guys want details? I thought the first time we went over yonder it was supposed to be with Lois and Clark.
ER: At this point? Some FoLCs aren’t picky. Not that one would prefer to see Lois and Lex, or even Clark and Lex, but aside from that…
Phil and Cat? Perry and Alice? Ralph and Christine (back again)? /ducking/
JIMMY: Some girls like nerds, right? Right? RIGHT?
ER: /slaps on ‘endangered species’ sticker/
Poor Jimmy. If he can't find a girl who likes nerds in LV, he won't find one anywhere.
