CLAUDE: <no clue about the more developed sex> I don't get it. Lois is supposed to get somewhere?
LOIS: Hence the problems…
Grammar hard. Breaks own rules of always put comma before "but"... or was that butt?
So, it’s like Lois? Always using a double standard?
LOIS: /points to Superman with emphasis/ But he's a Ken doll.
SUPERMAN:
LUCY: So, he can't even kiss?
Maybe Lucy can get the missing parts on Craig’s List?
Nah. The ones who stalk victims and ask stupid questions until the victim commits a felony on them.
I know. I just wanted to make a point without explaining the specifics. And it *is* an alternate universe.
And IF I went that route, it sure would make Section 3 have a completely different feel to it than I'm hoping for (and my readers, too, I assume).
/interprets this as Lois and Carlos raising Lois and Alt-Clark’s love child/
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She doesn’t like it when she gets sloppy seconds?
Duh! /points to Lois's rules/
Right. Duh!
Plus, rumor has it that HIS GIRLFRIEND WOULD KILL HIM.
But they offered it to *him* first!
LOIS: Aaaand your point being…?
Well, I guess he could. Since the world is littered with them... in museums and such.
Actually, one would assume there’s a ton of them sitting around in cold storage
She dies from a richotte when she shoots him?
CLARK: Perhaps sex first wasn't such a good idea after all.
GHOST OF LOIS: Ya think? Couldn’t have waited another 4 hours, could you?
Later…
LOIS: /sick/
Of Clark? Pregnant with someone else's baby? I don't get it.
Actually, I was just referring to space sickness often observed in first timers.
LOIS: So, I should have Superman up-chuck it the bomb and give it back to you?
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Pregnancy hormones making her horny?
LOIS: No.
CLARK: What?
LOIS: *No!*
So, Lois is saying that pregnancy hormones making women horny is an urban myth?
PHIL: I don’t know. Cat was pretty horny when she was pregnant.
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ER: /suggests she slam a door in Clark's face/
Yeah, but that was canon Clark. She didn't do that to this Clark.
‘been there; done that’?
Being that Lex Luthor disgraced EPRAD as much as he did Superman, I doubt they'd sign any contracts with LexCorp.
I think he might be able to engage in litigation over that matter.
LOIS: What do you mean – they don’t take chocolate up into space?
Now, that's just cruel.
Yes, but if you recall he's some kind of health food nut and I doubt he'd eat at an all-you-can-eat buffet, if he could avoid it.
What if it were a naked Lois decorated with fruits in his room?
CLARK: Then it would be called an ‘all I can eat buffet’ and not an ‘all *you* can eat buffet’.
JIMMY: What do you mean you *taped* over it?
JIMBO: Star Wars was on.
JIMMY: Well, okay, but don't do it again!
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How about ‘Hi, I’ve been looking all over for you, trying to find you. Do you mind if I follow you around?’
JENNY: Help! Superman!
So he can give Jimmy pointers on how to properly stalk a girlfriend-interest?
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So, Jimbo only paid Jenny for the first night, then, trying to give his cuz a weekend to remember?
Um... A night of flirting?
She figured Jimmy wouldn’t tell the specifics to his cuz, so she could con him?
And you thought he was staying in Vegas for the woman. <EW showing her true (hair) color>
So, I'm not allowed to drop Red Herrings all off the floor? My bad.
No, they start to ferment and then the whole place is stunk up.
Oh, did you guys want details? I thought the first time we went over yonder it was supposed to be with Lois and Clark.
At this point? Some FoLCs aren’t picky. Not that one would prefer to see Lois and Lex, or even Clark and Lex, but aside from that…
JIMMY: Some girls like nerds, right? Right? RIGHT?
/slaps on ‘endangered species’ sticker/
Umm… also rotflol
Are you saying I shouldn't explain one Star Wars reference by using another? Ooops.
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