Hi Vic!
Clark logged into his online profile and was about to push the cancel button when he noticed something.
Interests: Animals
Well…he does have a soft spot for mad dogs.
Good one.
Your Ideal Mate: Sweet and gentle personality, likes cooking, charity interests, ...
Sounds like the antithesis to Lois. Is she *trying* to sabotage her relationship prospects?
Yup!
He stood.
It’s now or never.
Help!
What? *looks innocent* 'Superman' always interrupts important conversations between Lois and Clark, doesn't he?
Did he just leave his computer unlocked and the dating site up? Will Ralph fiddle with the profile and happen to make Clark want a bossy nag-queen with a short fuse?
What an awful idea! I do
not want to see what Ralph would do to poor Clark's profile!!!
*Clark, you idiot. Find a woman before I go stir crazy and jump you myself.*
And you wonder why I keep mentioning the dark side
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Nope. Don't wonder at all!
He hoped Lois would accept his explanation of getting caught talking to Eduardo, then getting stuck in the elevator, and then ending up on the wrong floor, and then deciding to walk back down the floors only to find the door from the stairwell jammed shut.
Sounds…plausible.
LOIS: More believable than some of his other excuses.
I thought so too. *nods*
gloopy-acid-matter creature which had destroyed half a shopping mall on the other end of Metropolis.
Lex got out again?
Yes, but he didn’t want to make kissy-face with the mutated acid monster.
Why can’t you mention a simple Pact to the lady sat across from you?
Because living, breathing Kryptonite scares him senseless?
Absolutley
The cup crushed in his hands causing boiling hot coffee to spew out.
So…oops? Will he be able to sue the coffee stand for $300,000?
And then the coffee stand will have to put up a sign for all future customers. "Do not crush cup with super-strength while coffee is still hot." Like those signs you see that make you wonder "What the heck happened to make them have to put that sign up."
“Um, run to the bathroom, I’ll call for first aid help. We may need to take you to hospital.”
She trying to make it into a frontpage story?
Daily Planet reporter horribly burned in line of duty
It would be a sure-fire Pulitzer, that one.
She turned back suddenly, gesturing around with her coffee soaked scarf. “You see, I’m not ... single anymore.”
“I ... couldn’t tell you. I couldn’t tell anyone. You see he asked me to keep it secret. We can’t go through with The Pact anymore. I’m in a relationship.”
She dating Lex again?
“Superman,” she replied and gave a little laugh and smile.
Liar liar panties on fire!
*giggles* You like? Do you think she'll get away with this.
Clark collapsed back into the chair stunned. Or was that relieved? She isn’t seeing anyone. But why fabricate a relationship with Superman?
a) She is mentally unstable.
b) She really doesn’t want Clark.
c) We have another Cloneman situation on our hands.
d) She's in love with Clark, but too scared to get close.
e) All of the above.
I never thought he’d actually believe me. And even so, why isn’t he interrogating me on the details?
Because he can get the dirty details from his best bud, Superman!
Oh yeah. They'll share a beer and then he'll describe their love making in graphic detail!
Re: Your First Love Match
/points to previous FDK/
Whatever are you getting excited about?
Soulmate. They claim an 80% success rate with finding your soulmate. I very much doubt that.
LOVE LINE Inc.: We have an H.G. Wells working in our science division.
Hmm, quite possibly you are correct.
She wants out? I’ll let her out.
And he clicked the button.
So…
and
?
Getting even more excited eh?
Plus, midpoint! This will so be the Lois reveal, right? Or will they get paired with Dan and Mayson? Lex and Lana?
Michael
Yup, midpoint. What's the cliffhanger going to be!!!!
