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Two drinks ago he had realized this was a really bad idea.

It had seemed like a good idea at the time, as these things often do.
Get Lois drunk and see what happens? Yeah, not a good idea laugh

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but thanks to a sudden and unexpected exposure to kryptonite, he didn't have to worry about that tonight.
Oh boy.
CLARK: sick
LOIS: What’s the matter, Clark? Never been drunk before?

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Due to that same sudden and unexpected exposure to kryptonite, he wasn't in the highest of spirits
So, let’s get some high proof spirits?

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The woman who was currently, and quite contentedly, drinking him under the table.
Oooooh!

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He could handle this. He was a man. Heck, he was Superman. Even if he wasn't so super at the moment.
So…liquid courage? /waits for them to head home and wake up naked the next morning evil /

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Oblivious, she held up her index finger to signal that there was only one more drink to go, and would have gouged out his eye if it hadn't been for his glasses.
That would have been awkward.

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“Last drink... and the loser has to do anything the winner wants!”
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But at the same time, there were a few “anythings” he would give his right arm and all his superpowers to have Lois do to...er... for him...

Not that he would take advantage of a situation such as this to get one of those things. He was a gentleman. He was Superman, after all.
Right. But what about tomorrow when she’s sober again. He could offer her the chance to pay up. She’d have to decide whether to own up or live with reneging on her bet.

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She lifted her own drink to tap against his in concession, hollered out the usual countdown from three, then tipped her bottle up and poured the liquid down her throat before he had even taken a swig, leaving him wide-eyed and slack-jawed in her wake.
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That doesn’t sound very ladylike of her.
LOIS: /*BUUUUURP*/ Huh?

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When he still didn't budge her features softened and he knew he was in real trouble now.

She let go of his arm and slid her hand along his shoulder, then downwards across his broad chest to grab his tie again. This time there was no table between them, and she was able to get him much closer. Pressing her body against his, her lips mere inches away from his own, she all but purred, “For me, Clark? You'll do it just for me, wont you?”
Oh boy. Her womanly whiles. He probably is in trouble now.

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No one even seemed to notice his horrified look as he stared down at the familiar red and yellow 'S' shield she was already planning to get inked onto his bicep.
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He followed her gaze, down to the place where a tear in his suit exposed his upper arm, and the symbol there.

“Superman, why do you have the same tattoo as Clark...?”
So…oops?

That was fun, Jessi!

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