I thought he did turn out to be DEA. In any case, the DEA is the Drug Enforcement Administration. I'm not sure exactly how things work (do correct me if I'm wrong), but I think the FDA (Food & Drug Administration) regulates what is and is not safe/legal whereas the DEA investigates illegal traffic. So, Dan should be DEA, and DEA is the agency you'd want to contact (if you wanted to contact an agency in the first place).

Paul

When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.