Originally posted by Annie B.: It\'s so cold: humor edition from CNN
Some gems:
It's so cold that...
1. Cops yell "thaw!" when chasing bad guys.
2. I had to turn on the air conditioning to warm up the place.
3. My dentures were chattering in their container.
4. Everyone in the bank was wearing a ski mask.
5. You climb inside the refrigerator to stay warm.
6. The sequel to The Day After Tomorrow will now be titled Today.
7. I'm shivering like a mobster in a tax office.  We had a heatwave; how about Mr. Freeze comes to town... except maybe not the Arnold version.
VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.
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