It\'s so cold: humor edition from CNN

Some gems:

It's so cold that...

1. Cops yell "thaw!" when chasing bad guys.

2. I had to turn on the air conditioning to warm up the place.

3. My dentures were chattering in their container.

4. Everyone in the bank was wearing a ski mask.

5. You climb inside the refrigerator to stay warm.

6. The sequel to The Day After Tomorrow will now be titled Today.

7. I'm shivering like a mobster in a tax office.

"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”

- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland